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The CMT Country Music Award Tits of the Day

#450083470 / gettyimages.com The Country Music awards happened last night and I would say that no one fucking cared, because everyone says they like “everything but country”….but the reality is that the average American is all about the shit, I mean they sing along like it was gospel and they even trick the producers of a singing show to recruit one of their own to make the show more successful….I mean this shit touches a slice of American pie I don’t want to eat…but Brooklyn Decker clearly does, because she made an appearance, not because she’s into country or a country music singer…but because she wants country music fanatics to jerk off to her…it is smart marketing, they are loyal people. #495674829 / gettyimages.com #495639681 / gettyimages.com #495640409 / gettyimages.com Kellie Pikler’s Titties her Grand Pappy Made her Buy with her American Idol Money to make their incest the best….was there #495674217 / gettyimages.com #495678901 / gettyimages.com #495622493 / gettyimages.com #495613117 / gettyimages.com Brittany Kerr’s Got Big Country Titties Even Though I DOn’t Know Who she is but assume she’s a gold digger based on her hand… #495645395 / gettyimages.com #495674477 / gettyimages.com #450080396 / gettyimages.com LeAnn Rimes Lives…and her Jesus loving fans are forgiving and will never turn their back on their own, even if she’s become a heathen home wrecking hooker in Hollywood…she’s still their Christian sensation she was marketed as to them…because they can’t really see beyond what they are told…their brains don’t have that function. #495640583 / gettyimages.com #495640575 / gettyimages.com #495635559 / gettyimages.com

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The CMT Country Music Award Tits of the Day

Izabel Goulart Does a Model Walk of the DAy

There is more to Izabel Goulart than just instagram fitness videos of her in short shorts for you to masturbate to….she is also a top paid model who has been in the industry for over a decade…that is what helps her afford to spend the days in the gym and the organic food diet that helps her maintain her appearance… I guess she doesn’t want to be typecast as just another fitness video instagram hooker, and really showcase her talent….the reason she is who she is and the reason you care who she is….she has more to offer the world than just squats in slow motion….or weird TRX pelvis trusts you to masturbate to….she is capable of so much more…she in multidimensional, she has so much to offer, she is a complex being and not just a vapid twat….and she’s proving it with this model walk….a walk that looks like any walk, just a bit more flamboyant…but a walk that makes her over 1 million dollars a year…and when you look like Izabel Goulart…I guess there is no need for a brain, or really any fucking talent at all….

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Izabel Goulart Does a Model Walk of the DAy

Kaili Thorne Nipples of the Day

Kaili Thorne is posting pictures of her nipples on her instagram because it is the new feminist movement that siblings of more famous people are eating up… It’s like “My parents gave my sister more love stage mom-ing her, since she was the one Disney cast, which was their whole purpose of having kids so I’m going to attach myself to some hipster nipples aren’t porn movement, so people notice me”…. The reality is that I am all for any girl realizing that nipples are fashionable, that it’s legal in a lot of places to be topless for breast feeding and even tanning, at least in Canada…there’s bi-laws for that shit, and that the internet and social media should reflect that…Nipples are fun to stare at…. IT’s some Rihanna hustle, I get because I am considered a porn site for posting nipples, when nothing I do is porn, I don’t even watch porn…and I want to look at nipples on instagram as much as the next guy…but I figure there are other ways to showcase nipples…like by putting them in my mouth…strategize accordingly….

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Kaili Thorne Nipples of the Day

Carmen Electra Performing of the Day

Carmen Electra’s recent performance at the Avalon in Hollywood brings up an interesting discussion point….At what point in a woman’s career or Life cycle, does it become pathetic to strip down and put on some ridiculous Cruise Ship Entertainment performance….as if it is anything other than a comedy or novelty act. I understand that she’s got an amazing body, probably because she needs to have an amazing body, she’s Carmen Electra and that’s all she has going for her…I also understand that she decided to ride into menopause instead of having kids that would destroy her body…I also understand that old girls can come along every once in a while and look great, no matter how many weird things they have inserted in their vaginas…or how well travelled those labias are… But there is always a tipping point, when the stripper in the stripclub reaches day shift…because night shift is for the young ones… I am not hating, I just don’t get it. I mean I am sure this will be a great hit in the retirement community she lives in….or for a halloween act…dinner party- pull out granny’s old bag of tricks…but as a serious project, it’s pretty embarrassing… But I’m sure her 40 year old fans, who have been with her since 1992 are loving every second of this, since she looks a lot better than their wives… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Carmen Electra Performing of the Day