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Shauna Sands Tits are Still Ridiculous of the Day

I don’t know why I bother posting pictures of Shauna Sand. They are always the fucking same only she’s a little older and a little haggard while remaining just as fucking useless.

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Shauna Sands Tits are Still Ridiculous of the Day

Christina Aguilera’s Mom Tits of the Day

I had a bet that I would fuck Christina Aguilera at one point in my life. In 1997 it seemed like it was possible. She was a good girl who had years ahead of her to go sour and I was an ambitious alcoholic who was addicted to drugs and totally fucking delusional and believed I was going to get to Hollywood and find a way to stick my dick inside the bitch…but with my laziness came marrying a fat chick for security and with her lack of a father came marrying a really ugly dude and having his baby pretty much killing herself without actually killing herseland I guess the whole thing officially went sour when the guy I made the bet with died in a car accident….but I can still celebrate her fake tits like I did when they were slowly being installed in installments so that she didn’t just show up after a vacation with huge tits, throwing off her 10 year old girl fans in a time when the world was way more sensitive…

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Julianne Hough Has Pink Eye of the Day

Dancing with the Stars bitch who turned into a country singer – at least that’s what I’ve gathered about her from some bad skin infomercial she is endorsed – showed up to an event with pink eye and it left at least one person wondering whether she got it from letting her record exec jerk off on her face and getting some in her eye, or if he is one of those weird rich people with weird control issues who is into weird fetishes like shitting on the face of a Dancing with the Stars dancer turned country singer he just signed and the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting but at least her nipple was hard – sometimes the little things make up for the disgusting things….like whether a bitch’s heart is still beating when lying comatose in the hospital you work at versus hittin’ up the morgue, cuz both corpses have pussies, just one is less creepy that the other, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do…because I have no fucking idea how the two are related.

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