BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know… She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing… Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it… Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day… Here’s a video
Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down… It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum.. It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down… It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum.. It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
Congrats to the money team ! Floyd Mayweather Jr. Beats Robert Guerrero Via SI reports: The defense was back, just like it used to be. Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s dad was back, too, just like he used to be. And Mayweather was a winner once again – just like he always is. Mayweather fought as if he had never left the ring, coming back from a year’s absence Saturday night to win a unanimous 12-round decision over Robert Guerrero in their welterweight title fight. The game plan was defense, and Mayweather followed it perfectly. With his father directing from the corner after a 13-year absence, he dominated Guerrero in a performance not totally expected at the age of 36. “I needed my father tonight,” Mayweather said. “My defense was on point and he told me to stick with my defense and that the less you get hit the longer you last.” Mayweather was masterful at times, landing thudding right hands and bloodying Guerrero’s face in a performance that mimicked some of his best fights. Mayweather hurt Guerrero on several occasions, including a series of right hands near the end of the eighth round that buckled Guerrero’s knees. All three judges scored the bout 117-111. The Associated Press had it 119-109. “We did it again,” Mayweather said after earning at least $32 million for his night’s work. “I take my hat off to Robert Guerrero. He’s a true warrior.” If it wasn’t terribly pleasing to the crowd of 15,880, it was terribly effective. Mayweather made a fighter who hadn’t lost in eight years look befuddled as he danced and moved and shot out right hands with increasing frequency. He remained unbeaten in 44 fights and, more importantly, looked so fresh that he may follow through on his plan to fight again in September. “I was looking for the knockout but I hurt my hand,” Mayweather said. “I feel bad I didn’t give the fans the knockout.” Did you watch the fight? Isaac Brekken/AP
Good music is hard to come by these days, especially in a culture where people prefer great beats over lyricism. Never is this so true than in Hip Hop . Here’s 8 rappers we think should throw in the towel.
CBS took advantage of having the Superbowl rights by doing some internal advertising for one of their shows that I don’t think should be a show…because unless shit is Roseanne or Oprah, fat girls don’t belong on TV….and they took to the pole…a life both these girls were better suited for than the sitcom game….and as much as I protest and disagree with putting fat strippers on TV when they are meant to be in strip clubs….part of me has to endorse it….it means we are heading in the right direction….and the good news for her nerd fans is that she was dressed like some kind of superhero…and the good news for the rest of us is that with fat comes tits….and stripper poles…ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as me posting a commercial for a company for free….makes me so mad.
Erin Wasson is a 30 year old model who I don’t think has really done all that much in the last 5 years, but who is a name I remember because she’s hot….apparently she’s a vampire in the Ab Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie that I think should have never been made based on concept alone….I mean coupled with offending your founding fathers long after their death by shitting on their graves…..but that is a good move for her to give her career a little more longivity….cuz modeling doesn’t last forever and it is all down hill at 27 for any bitch…. That said, she’s brought her rock and roll, prison tattoos, sufer chick titties to ZINK magazine, her body is fit, and I’m into it.
As Ms. Gloria told us on “The Black Album,” Shawn Carter was born on December 4th. And in addition to him being her youngest child and the one that gave her the least pain; Beyonce’s husband and baby daddy; Memphis Bleek’s perpetual patron; the undoing of everything De-Haven, Jaz-O and Dame Dash had seen for their lives; Rihanna and Yeezy’s maker; Weezy’s target; and corporate America’s favorite rapper, Jiggaman has given us more than his fare share of songs to party to. So in celebration of Hovi Hov’s 42nd Birthday, we bring you our favorite Jay-Z joints to hear in the club. To make the process easier, we limited our selections to songs from his albums. And these are presented in nothing but chronological order. We know making any Jay-Z list anyone ever makes is bound to be disputed, so feel free to let us know what songs you think should have been included in the comments! And make sure you check back in tomorrow for our list of Hov’s best songs period.
Elle is definitely one sexy supermodel and we think that you will believe this too after seeing this video clip of her involved in a gorgeous scene nude and wet Continue reading →
Eva Longoria we think should definitely give up her acting day job and be a nurse full time if this hot and sexy video of her is anything to go by Continue reading →
