Normally, I’m not a big fan of chicks who smoke. It just doesn’t look good on a hottie. But I’m willing to make an exception for Camilla Forchhammer Christensen . Because I’m really digging the rest of these shots of the freckled Danish cutie. And I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, if you know what I mean. Especially after how hard I’m assuming it’ll be to convince her to get in there in the first place. » view all 11 photos
Normally, I’m not a big fan of chicks who smoke. It just doesn’t look good on a hottie. But I’m willing to make an exception for Camilla Forchhammer Christensen . Because I’m really digging the rest of these shots of the freckled Danish cutie. And I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, if you know what I mean. Especially after how hard I’m assuming it’ll be to convince her to get in there in the first place. » view all 11 photos
BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know… She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing… Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it… Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day… Here’s a video
Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down… It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum.. It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
You ought to be able to figure this one out from the freckled ginger and hipster lingerie, but Kacy Anne Hill here is an American Apparel model. And probably one of the hotter ones that I’ve seen from those guys. I’m not usually a huge fan of the whole hipster look, but when it comes to lingerie, I’m willing to make an exception. Besides, I think me and Kacy could spend a pretty fun afternoon together counting up all those freckles. » view all 16 photos
We’ve got some out-of-this world nudes this week on DVD and Blu-ray, so prepare for liftoff with these heavenly bodies: First, just in time for the slick PG-13 remake, Total Recall (1990) hits Blu-ray so you can see Lycia Naff ‘s triple nipples in HD. Also nude on Blu-ray, Virginia Madsen will set your pants aflame in Fire with Fire (1986), and nude on DVD and Blu-ray, it’s the SKINtillating Sapphic antics of 4.3.2.1 (2010) and horror hootage in the teen slasher Detention (2011). Plus, it’s not for the squeamish, but those with a taste for the extreme will find plenty of it in the transgressive torture-porn flick The Bunny Game (2010). More after the jump!
What kind of trouble is Lindsay Lohan getting into now? If any member of the motley crew that is Fox News , TMZ and The Sun can be believed, she’s leveraging her star power into leveraging guys out of their pants on the set of The Canyons. According to TMZ, Lindsay got a bit camera-shy when it was time to unleash her puppies for a topless scene– until she got some company: ” Sources connected with production tell TMZ, the scene required Lindsay to go topless — but she was so uncomfortable with the idea of baring her bosom in front of the set’s 10-man crew, she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers. The crew was hesitant at first — but according to sources, they eventually obliged, stripping down and shooting the entire scene in their skivvies … and it all went off without a hitch. ” This sounds like classic PR ballyhoo to us. Here’s what really happened: Lindsay balked at doing a topless scene, so the producer pulled out a copy of Playboy and explained to her that, while she might not remember December 2011, the rest of the world does, and everyone on the crew had already seen her freckled funbags. And the bra went off without a hitch. See more nudes from Hollywood gossip magnet Lindsay Lohan right here at MrSkin.com!
Lohan Lives! Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV…. If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part…. She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan…. Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion. Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….
Lohan Lives! Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV…. If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part…. She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan…. Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion. Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….
Filed under: Hot Vegas , Jon & Kate Jon Gosselin can spot a lady with class from a mile away — just check out the demure chick in something resembling a skirt he was hitting on at JET nightclub in Las Vegas last night.Let’s see Kate pull that ensemble off. See Also Jon Gosselin — … Permalink
