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Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that Michelle Rodriguez is a man, because I am a basic man, who is old, and confused by these whole gender confused generation of cross dressing, fuck everything, because we are all god’s people and need to love each other, even though we don’t believe in God because that’s not hip on the internet….religion is not science…and science always wins…and we’re so fucking horny from all this porn we watch all day…like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, I’ll stick my dick in everything… So to me, an old school, old timer, who is old…broad shouldered, narrow hipped, thick and not in a video vixen way, Michelle Rodriguez is better off wearing panties, so that we don’t have to deal with her dick. Yes, basic jokes like that used to carry me…no I barely exist…but if Michelle Rodriguez made a come back by having lesbian sex on the beach…I have hope. TO SEE SOME OTHER MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ OUTFITS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cosabella has Glow in the Dark Lingerie of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty interesting invention from a lingerie company, for those of us who need to find our bitches hiding in the dark basement we’ve locked them in… I mean to add spice to your love life…even if that spice to your love life is masturbating in the dark so you can see how pretty your cross dressing weirdo ass is… I think this is a weird concept…but I’m posting it anyway…because I think it’s a good tool to use on ugly bitches you want to keep the light’s off for…but still want to find their twats.

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Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lohan Lives! Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV…. If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part…. She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan…. Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion. Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….

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Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lohan Lives! Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV…. If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part…. She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan…. Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion. Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….

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Naked Shia LeBeouf Packs Little Beef For the Ladies No Homo of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is…. I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it…. For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain…. If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…

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Naked Shia LeBeouf Packs Little Beef For the Ladies No Homo of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is…. I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it…. For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain…. If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Sigur-Ros-Fjogur-piano.flv

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Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Posted on December 4, 2009 by Benny Hollywood

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town 2:02 Trailer for the Kids in the Hall’s new 8-part limited series. When Death gets off the Greyhound bus in small town Shuckton, Ontario, everyone in town is implicated when one of its most distinguished citizens is found murdered Continue reading →

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Surprise Party

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood

Surprise Party 1:06 A parody of Google’s “Search Stories” videos. Submitted by: searchstory) Kinda Cute Keywords: google search stories parody spoof surprise party Views: 112 Continue reading →

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