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Striptease and Other Vides of the Day

Locked Out Naked Man Gets Towel Stolen Scooters are Fun…. The Axe Man Man VS Chinese Restaurant Lizard in the Kitchen The post Striptease and Other Vides of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts is Good of the Day

Emma Roberts is a lovely mainly because she’s skinny, Hollywood starlet raised by Hollywood people who were likely very fucked up people who shouldn’t be raising anything – assuming that her dad had any time for her – while he was self destructing after his oscar… I guess, when you peak…it’s ok to throw in the towel, do B movies all while trying to get as much cocaine and booze in you as possible… That said, we can assume that there are as many many deep rooted issues that come with being raised in LA, and a whole bunch more issues when you’re raised by famous people, then even more issues when you’re thrown into acting….just a weird as fuck reality…and those things make Emma Roberts all the more exciting….while she wears a dress that you can cum on and wipe off without it staining….Convenient… I like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SZA Unofficially Quits TDE On Twitter — Label President Laughs In Her Face

SZA SZA Claims To Quit TDE Over Her Album Release R&B crooner SZA is the estrogen over at Kendrick Lamar’s TDE record label…or was at least, before unofficially throwing in the towel today on social media. SZA sent out the following frustrated tweet, mentioning label co-president Terrence “Punch” Henderson and saying he could put out her finished album whenever, but she’s out. To which Punch simply replied: Damn…what is going on over there at Top Dawg? Hopefully everything can get worked out so we can get more SZA music!! Instagram/Twitter

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Topless Girls Models for S Magazine Magazine of the Day

The photographer’s name is Mark Squires …the magazine that may not be an actual magazine is called S Magazine….the models are interchangeable, I can’t recognize any of them, because all these instagram models getting topless in black and white are pretty much the fucking same thing, not a bad thing, it’s a good thing to have naked girls on demand on your social media…it’s just a repetitive thing and they are all one in the same superficial, opportunist, sugar baby – getting naked….in ‘artsy’ pics… The post Topless Girls Models for S Magazine Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Topless for her Towel Series of the Day

Do you care that Emma Roberts is participating in the TOWEL SERIES by fashion photographer Mario Testino – because it means Emma Roberts is topless in a towel, hiding her nipples.. Or would you be more interested in figuring out a way to get in touch with her, and manipulate her knowing she had no dad growing up, he was too busy being a deadbeat Oscar winning failure…so that she trusts you and feels like she needs you…so that you can turn around and K-Fed her…. Well, all you’re getting is the towel pic… Fine…and this….SEE EMMA ROBERTS SHOPPING IN A WHITE TANK TOP CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Topless for her Towel Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Claire Danes Jog of the Day

The great dane – Claire DAnes… A Clare Danes jogging her boxy menopausal body – making a terrifying face….to make you feel better about yourself – or maybe it’ll make you feel worse knowing that she’s still out there trying when you threw in the towel back when My So Called Life got cancelled..or maybe this is that affirmation that she wasn’t hot then, isn’t hot now, but I bet she’s got the weirdest fucking fans…and I bet you are one of them.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Claire Danes Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day

Shannon Doherty is old as fuck. I guess she didn’t get the Botox memo that all the other celebrities get into at the age of 18….Maybe it’s because she doesn’t work anymore…it was 90210 in the 90s and that’s pretty much it, throw in the towel, live off the land, go back to her roots….of before she was a super famous bitch on a super famous show…we call that irrelevance…aged irrelevance…but I’ll still loook at her ass in leggings because aged irrelevance is my porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt is a Towel Head of the Day

Racist! Her name is Martha Hunt, who you may know as one of the last American models, as all the modeling jobs have been outsourced to other countries, where the girls are hungrier, both literally and figuratively, meaning they are more affordable and less fat.. There is no way that her Towel Head picture as part of the photoshoot for whatever this is for…is not a subliminal, but obvious commentary on the state of the Arab counties… Everyone knows the slur for ARab is towelhead, we also know that the media is owned by Jewish people, and Jewish people are all by law Israeli, and Israeli’s and Palestinians are killing each other…so put 2 and 2 together motherfucker…pretty obvious…right? CONSPIRACIES.. TO SEE HER TITS IN A RED DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt is a Towel Head of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is in Maxim, despite being 100 years old…is still amazing. She’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream they sell these people with, that actually end up working out for most of them… She’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret because they abducted her when she was 16…. She’s done all kinds of modeling, all while being busty, which is a good thing because we like tits.. She’s also got kids, she’s been married a few times to rich guys, she was recently engaged to one of Bob Marley’s many sons until recently, and now she’s doing Maxim…all busty…which is a good thing because we like tits… The previous owners of Maxim were a bunch of lawyer assholes who emailed me everytime I’d post their picture, even when the pics were found on instagram, but they apparently sold their pile of shit, relevant in the 90s, magazine to some young Texan rich dude in his 30s, so let’s hope he’s not as fucking lame and useless as them, which based on the pics he’s pulled together since buying the magazine,using real models and photographers, he’s not… The post Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff is thick as fuck…..and she’s in a bikini, rocking what I assume is fake tits, but who cares all tits are tits, that’s the beauty of tits… It’s just like a recently divorced, rich as fuck, child star, turned mom, to go out there half naked for her very loyal fucking fans…the ind of fans you’d want a retraining order against, to feel like she’s still got it… And as someone who calls skinny girls fat, to piss off fat girls who are fat, and skinny girls who aren’t as skinny as the girl I call fat, I will say she’s looking strong, the kind of strong I’d want to wrestle, Ideally getting a headlock between her thighs, where she makes me head explode like a watermelon, because after experiencing that, I’d have lived enough, seen all I needed to see, ready to throw in the towel.. And I’m not even a Hilary Duff or a sturdy girl fan…but for some reason, I reason I call morbidly obese wife, I am right now… TO SEE HILARY DUFF IN A BIKINI and LOOKING HOT CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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