SZA SZA Claims To Quit TDE Over Her Album Release R&B crooner SZA is the estrogen over at Kendrick Lamar’s TDE record label…or was at least, before unofficially throwing in the towel today on social media. SZA sent out the following frustrated tweet, mentioning label co-president Terrence “Punch” Henderson and saying he could put out her finished album whenever, but she’s out. To which Punch simply replied: Damn…what is going on over there at Top Dawg? Hopefully everything can get worked out so we can get more SZA music!! Instagram/Twitter
I thought Jodie Marsh was one of those creepy bodybuilding chicks now? I know I’ve seen some shots of her looking a little too man-ish for my taste. Not that I’m complaining, I’m glad she’s back to her feminine self. Here she is dressed up as a really sexy nurse in the pages of Zoo . I’m starting to feel a little light headed, I need a face full of fake breasts… Stat! I like this hottie, she seems like she would be fun in the bedroom. Although, she looks like a biter.
I’m very upset with Sophie Turner . She tweeted bikini pictures of herself without notifying me or sending them to me first as exclusives. Sophie, I thought we were friends! Don’t worry, I’ll get over it because these shots are just too hot. I have a pant fire going on over here.
In case you haven’t been paying attention to what’s going on over there in Europe, I’m not talking about the economy crap, there’s a soccer tournament going on. And what better way to support your team than by bringing out your massive fake breasts. Here’s some chick named Annina Ucatis showing off her team colors. I don’t know who the hell she is, but I can tell that she’s a HUGE fan of Germany. I would like to scissor kid those things… With my face.
What is the matter with these Florida parents! This one right here might as well have given her baby up to the first stranger who came along. A Florida woman was arrested after cops said she left her toddler outside in a stroller while she went to grab a cocktail. Sarah Lynn Cheek, 34, was charged with child neglect after being nabbed by cops on Thursday night, My Fox Orlando reported. Cops said Cheek told her child “Stay here. I’m going to get you a candy bar,” before going into a Daytona Beach bar, according to the report. Fellow imbibers called the police when they saw the child waiting alone outside. “You won’t believe what’s going on over there. They’ve left a kid out in the stroller and it’s starting to rain,” Reed Roberts said he told police, according to WFTV. In a court appearance on Friday, Cheek said she had gone to the bar to look for a job. “I was two feet away from the bar, opened the door asked ‘Hey when is your manager going to be in because I’m going to be in, because I want to apply for a job and then…” Cheek told the judge, WFTV reported. But the judge quickly cut her off telling her “Ma’am, we’re not trying the case today.” She was released on a $5,000 bond. “Number one, that’s no place for a kid. Number two, you don’t leave children alone. Number three, it’s no good when it’s raining on them,” Reed ranted. When police spoke to the child’s father, he said he thought that his 14-year-old daughter was looking after the younger child, CFNews13 reported. Wait… she had an older kid who could have legitimately watched the baby? Sarah Lynn ain’t s***! Source
Link: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?I… An inspiring Photoshop contest going on over at Fark. Too bad these shows don't really exist, because I'd love to see more pear-shaped losers on the TV. Read
Here’s Ali Landry at the ‘ Handy Manny Motorcycle Adventure ‘ premiere the other night. Speaking of handy adventures, after seeing pictures of her, I’ve got one of my own going on over here. God she’s hot! Everything from her complexion to her lips to her toes are perfection.
