Even though it is still bright, sunny, and warm outside, I am already receiving phone calls and emails and even some texts asking about gift ideas for the holidays. Normally I just reply to these notes with “Oh you know, the usual stuff.” But this time I’m holding out hope that Mario Testino will come out with a book of photographs of celebrities wearing only bath towels…. read more
The photographer’s name is Mark Squires …the magazine that may not be an actual magazine is called S Magazine….the models are interchangeable, I can’t recognize any of them, because all these instagram models getting topless in black and white are pretty much the fucking same thing, not a bad thing, it’s a good thing to have naked girls on demand on your social media…it’s just a repetitive thing and they are all one in the same superficial, opportunist, sugar baby – getting naked….in ‘artsy’ pics… The post Topless Girls Models for S Magazine Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Do you care that Emma Roberts is participating in the TOWEL SERIES by fashion photographer Mario Testino – because it means Emma Roberts is topless in a towel, hiding her nipples.. Or would you be more interested in figuring out a way to get in touch with her, and manipulate her knowing she had no dad growing up, he was too busy being a deadbeat Oscar winning failure…so that she trusts you and feels like she needs you…so that you can turn around and K-Fed her…. Well, all you’re getting is the towel pic… Fine…and this….SEE EMMA ROBERTS SHOPPING IN A WHITE TANK TOP CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Topless for her Towel Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Bella Thorne doesn’t just want to be known as an Instagram model, because here she is wearing nothing but a towel for a real photoshoot with professional photographer Mario Testino, who pretty much does the exact same lame shoot with every single celebrity. And don’t get me wrong, I’m all for shots of Bella in her birthday suit, but I’ve also seen her post hotter pictures to Snapchat . Speaking of which, I wonder if she’s got any new updates…
I guess Bella Thorne doesn’t just want to be known as an Instagram model, because here she is wearing nothing but a towel for a real photoshoot with professional photographer Mario Testino, who pretty much does the exact same lame shoot with every single celebrity. And don’t get me wrong, I’m all for shots of Bella in her birthday suit, but I’ve also seen her post hotter pictures to Snapchat . Speaking of which, I wonder if she’s got any new updates…
It’s pretty obvious that the timing is perfect for Kim Kardashian to drop her pregnant selfie nude on instagram, because it’s always a good time for anyone to post nude selfies on instagram, even cows like Kim Kardashian, who is the worst kind of fame whore…but people still care and still watch her family, especially now that the young one turned 18 and the world noticed for about 2 seconds it didn’t deserve… I am just surprised it wasn’t a ready to drop porn video, because she’s just that kind of person…anything to get noticed…but I guess she’s not a drug addict down on her luck…homeless person who is only pregnant because she can’t afford the abortion, so she does ready to drop porn to get through it…because Kim Kardashian is more rich as fuck and pregnant because it fits into her aggressively marketed storyline…and this is supposed to be seen as “beautiful”…not trashy…even though the thought of her reproducing is terrifying, not that she’ll raise the kid, so it may be saved, but because her genes should have died with her dignity many years ago when she chose this whore life. The post Kim Kardashian Nude Pregnant Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Tits from Blurred Lines Video wore a towel for Mario Testino, who is a famous photographer, and towel fetishist who takes a picture of every girl he is paid to shoot in a towel, that he publishes into a towel book, that the client who paid for him and for the “talent” or in this case “the tits”…gets no part of, because he’s a double dipping opportunist…and who really cares that he’s self serving, when he takes mediocre pictures of important people and in this case “the tits from a music video two years ago”…. What I am trying to say is that this picture would be more interesting if “The Tits from Blurred Lines Video” was acting more in line with her skillset and showing The Tits from Blurred Lines Video….not covering it up…She’s the worst… The post The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a Towel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long… Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to…. If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo… If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE The post Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These outtakes from an old Lady Gaga naked pictures for V Magazine…shot by Mario Testino…which were pretty high concept enough because she’s naked…enough to stare at… I am posting these partially because I hate you and feel like you should be punished with a Lady Gaga MERKIN big enough to cover his balls…but I am also posting it to remind girls that sometimes getting naked, whether it’s for fashion or as a cry of attention, doesn’t get you fans, but can get people to look at you.. Lady Gaga is at the stage in her career where she could shit out a newborn baby she stole from one of her gardeners while sucking on a Elephant penis, and crying…as a midget punches her in the uterus…and no one would fucking notice.. She’s played out, but I’ll still look at her… TO SEE ALL THE OUTTAKES
Based on historical documentation… Like Today’s Kate Upton FAT ON SET …or last weeks Kate Upton’s Fat on the Red Carpet …or last week’s IRINA SHAYK AND KATE UPTON ON THE Beach and and pretty much 95% of Kate Upton Posts I Have Posted …she doesn’t look this athletic, even when in a mom high wasted bikini… I guess Mario Testino and his team just fucking magically created this look with smoke and mirrors…and I guess the real issue in all this isn’t how fat she is, or how edited she is, it’s how she got on the cover of Vogue, while being a Bikini model, who’s audience is all dudes, with no real business in fashion, other than because fashion wants to monetize and sell copies and be talked about…I know this offends everyone I know in and into fashion…but all you average dudes, love the tits…that’s why she exists…even though they are sloppy…so here they are…or at least here is the preview…more to come…you sickos…