Claire Danes is pregnant – which is terrifying because her uterus is an old dried up and disgusting mess… she must be in her 60s…and this must be some IVF shit that is unnatural and offensive to the christians out there who on one side of the fence love the birth of new life as it is god’s will….but hate when people fuck with the breeding cycle, especially when it involves aborting pregnancies that girls who aren’t 60 years old have because people who are 60 don’t have kids…and these other people don’t think having a kid at 60 is a great retirement project….take up baking, woodworking, knitting, aquafitness…not using your money to buy medical treatments to get yourself a baby – you sick fucks. #richpeople FOR MORE MORE PREGNANT CLAIRE DANES CLICK HERE
Claire Danes is pregnant – which is terrifying because her uterus is an old dried up and disgusting mess… she must be in her 60s…and this must be some IVF shit that is unnatural and offensive to the christians out there who on one side of the fence love the birth of new life as it is god’s will….but hate when people fuck with the breeding cycle, especially when it involves aborting pregnancies that girls who aren’t 60 years old have because people who are 60 don’t have kids…and these other people don’t think having a kid at 60 is a great retirement project….take up baking, woodworking, knitting, aquafitness…not using your money to buy medical treatments to get yourself a baby – you sick fucks. #richpeople FOR MORE MORE PREGNANT CLAIRE DANES CLICK HERE
Gigi Hadid was cultivated by a model you’ve never heard of, unless you’re big in the 55 year old rich guy in LA scene, or someone who has been a victim of her trying to make you know who she is, because if she has her own career or the illusion of a career – she won’t look like a prostitute who passes on her prostituting to her kids – because it worked out so well for her – even though the kids don’t need money – thanks to trust funds….trust funds that don’t give them that sense of importance, relevance, or mass acceptance and praise…because money can buy shit -but millions of instagram – that shit is memories, validation and what really matters in this world… Vapid cunts…all around us – The post Gigi Hadid Legs for Shoes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Watch this on The Scene . Here’s a video of some model named Andreea Diaconu…who I guess appreciates the opportunity in Vogue so much that she allows them to make a mockery or fool of herself in public – dancing like a dancing Romanian monkey, only Romanian monkeys are actually trained bears that balance on balls at the traveling gypsy circus…I saw it in a documentary…. I like this video – because models in bikinis being silly – so innovative, so much better than models in shitty staged dramatic poses looking like assholes – who are actually being serious when really they seem like they are making a fucking joke – because their jobs are actually jokes… It’s interesting to see what these whores will do for money…or at least exposure to get that money…gypsies…they crazy. The post Andreea Diaconu Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The great dane – Claire DAnes… A Clare Danes jogging her boxy menopausal body – making a terrifying face….to make you feel better about yourself – or maybe it’ll make you feel worse knowing that she’s still out there trying when you threw in the towel back when My So Called Life got cancelled..or maybe this is that affirmation that she wasn’t hot then, isn’t hot now, but I bet she’s got the weirdest fucking fans…and I bet you are one of them.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Claire Danes Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Megan Fox talks about her cross dressing child, she talks about how her kids telling her when she was in her womb that they are bohemian revolutionaries and a whole lot of other broken girl botox filled shit… These actors who start out in this shit young, who are thrown into this vapid world and her are abducted and procreating with David from 90210 are so distorted and fucked up that they need to dig into the world from their self absorbed, ignorant, uneducated place to find purpose.. “I must be more than tits dudes wanted to fuck in a series of shitting fucking movies”…”I must be more than a talentless idiot with millions of dollars”…and with all that free time on her hands – she’s figured it all out…garbage… The post Megan Fox on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume that New York Fashion weeks is over, it’s been a week, and that’s usually what a week means, right… Well here’s my highlight reel that doesn’t involve any real highlights or a reel, or any see through or nipples on the runway for fashion…..which was something I was really into back in the day, pre-porn, when there was a equally fashion show on the one channel I got without cable, where nipple’s would be everywhere, and along with jerking off to it, I realized, “shit fashion is clever, they have it all figured out, nipples on daytime TV, because it’s fashion, even though it’s still nipples and I can jerk off to it’… This is actually a really shitty fucking round up…filled with irrlevant, old, bootleg people…but whatever – at least they are trying.. AnnaSophia Robb’s See through to Bra Em Rat Cow Trying Hard in a Weird Bodysuit Naya Rivera’s Bad Botox Face Some Claire Danes Legs… Kirsten Dunsty Blake Lively’s Tits of the Day Riding Deadpool’s Success – Cuz She has a Kid With Him… “I did not wake up like this. ????” TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume that New York Fashion weeks is over, it’s been a week, and that’s usually what a week means, right… Well here’s my highlight reel that doesn’t involve any real highlights or a reel, or any see through or nipples on the runway for fashion…..which was something I was really into back in the day, pre-porn, when there was a equally fashion show on the one channel I got without cable, where nipple’s would be everywhere, and along with jerking off to it, I realized, “shit fashion is clever, they have it all figured out, nipples on daytime TV, because it’s fashion, even though it’s still nipples and I can jerk off to it’… This is actually a really shitty fucking round up…filled with irrlevant, old, bootleg people…but whatever – at least they are trying.. AnnaSophia Robb’s See through to Bra Em Rat Cow Trying Hard in a Weird Bodysuit Naya Rivera’s Bad Botox Face Some Claire Danes Legs… Kirsten Dunsty Blake Lively’s Tits of the Day Riding Deadpool’s Success – Cuz She has a Kid With Him… “I did not wake up like this. ????” TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a workout short fetish…it’s actually the reason I joined a gym a few years ago…I just couldn’t get enough of the shit…and by joined a gym I mean stood outside and watched girls working out on an elliptical before being asked to leave on day 4 by security….It’s not my fault they have windows on street level to look into…or that they set up the equipment to put on a show…It was intentional to get people to notice and sign-up, I just overstayed my welcome…oppressive fucks.. I also have a jogging fetish, and not in a “I’ll follow her home and have my way with her” kind of way, but more a look at that girl run…her ass and pussy look so nice…as her titties bounce…I sit in a park most days, I mean I don’t know where you expect me to draw inspiration from… I’ve seen all kinds of girls jogging, hot and hot hot, and I still managed to like it…enough to keep staring.. But for some reason, when My So Called Face, Claire Danes does it, I feel like I’m watching Caitlin Jenner.. I guess what I’m saying is…save the short fitness shorts for the young tight girls buying starbucks…and not the 40 year old moms running for the paparazzi intentionally because clearly she’s got some shit to promote… Shit that we can assume are more than just her cankles… What is she running from? Safe to assume from any sex appeal she might have had.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Becoming a child star is like flipping a coin. There are only two ways it can turn out and there total opposites of one another. You either turn into a washed-up tabloid trainwreck (See: Lindsay Lohan, any actor named Corey) or you blossom into an attractive, talented star who kicks ass well into adulthood (See: all the women in the list below). 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults 1. Tiffani Thiessen View Photo Tiffani Thiessen started out as Kelly Kapowski in Saved by the Bell. She inspired milllions of male fantasies during her time at Bayside High, and she’s only gotten hotter with age. 2. Kristen Stewart View Photo K-Stew got her big break at the age of 12, co-starring with Jodie Foster in Panic Room. She went on to become one of the most bankable actresses in Hollywood, thanks in no small part to stylish good looks. 3. Emma Watson View Photo Emma has come a long way since Hogwarts. She now has Hollywood, the fashion world, and millions of men undr her spell. 4. Kirsten Dunst View Photo Kirsten Dunst hit it big at a young age, landing high-profile roles in Interview With the Vampire and Jumanji before she reached her teens. She grew into a very attractive young woman, and has continued to work steadily. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Alyssa Milano View Photo It’s hard to believe that Alyssa Milano is 42, not only because we can’t believe Who’s the Boss was that long ago, but also because she continues to get hotter with each passing year. 6. Christine Lakin View Photo Christine Lakin got her start as the tomboy Alicia “Al” Lambert on the ABC sitcom Step By Step. At the time she was cast, we’re guessing producers didn’t expect her to grow into one of the most naturally gorgeous actresses in Hollywood. 7. Christina Ricci View Photo She’s come a long way since Wednesday Addams. Christina accounced the sexpot stage of her career with her mostly-nude role in Black Snake Moan. 8. Natalie Portman View Photo Natalie Portman gained acclaim for her role in Leon: The Professional when she was just 13. She went on to become one of the most acclaimed (and sexiest) actressed in Hollywood. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Katie Holmes View Photo Katie Holmes inspired millions of crushes as Joey on Dawson’s Creek. Now that she’s free of the Tom Cruise’s creepiness, we can all resume lusting after her. 10. Melissa Joan Hart View Photo Melissa explained it all as Clarissa. But there might be an explanation for how hot she is these days. 11. Alicia Silverstone View Photo Alicia became the it-girl of the late ’90s as Cher in Clueless. She may not be an A-listed anymore, but she’s still crazy hot. 12. Stacey Dash View Photo Speaking of Clueless, remember Cher’s friend, Stacey Dash? These days she’s a Fox News correspondent, and while you might not agree with her politics, there’s not denying that she’s smokin’ hot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Drew Barrymore View Photo Drew was one of the original troubled child stars. Fortunately, she pulled herself out of the tailspin to become one of Hollywood’s most bankable actresses. As a bonus, she remains super hot. 14. Danica McKellar View Photo Given her myriad academic accomplishments, it’s almost insulting to point out that former Wonder Years star Danica McKellar is incredibly hot these days. But we’re gonna do it anyway. 15. Christine Taylor View Photo Christine Taylor got her start in roles like Marcia in The Brady Bunch Movie and Melody in Nickelodeon’s Hey Dude. She’s still hot, and she’s married to Ben Stiller, so we’d say she’s doing alright for herself. 16. Lacey Chabert View Photo Lacey Chabert started out on Party of Five and starred in Mean Girls as one of the Plastics. She famously (and foolishly) abandoned her role as Meg on Family Guy, but hey, at least she’s still hot! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Mila Kunis View Photo Lacey’s Family Guy replacement – Mila Kunis – landed the role of Jackie on That ’70s Show when she was just 14. Since then she’s become one of the hottest and most in-demand actresses in Hollywood. 18. Christina Applegate View Photo Christina Applegate started out as Kelly Bundy on Married With Children way back in 1987. Today, at 43, she continues to get hotter with age. 19. Claire Danes View Photo Claire Danes got her big break playing Angela Chase in the critically-acclaimed, but shortlived ABC drama My So-Called Life. These days, she can be seen looking hotter than ever on Showtime’s Homeland. 20. Jennifer Love Hewitt View Photo Like Lacey Chabert, J-Love got her start on Party of Five. And hey, they both grew up to be super hot, too! Winning! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Anna Chlumksy View Photo Remember Anna Chlumsy from My Girl. Well, she’s in the midst of a career renaissance thanks to her role on Veep. But that’s not why she’s on this list. No, she’s here because she happens to also be super hot! The End. Up Next: ” 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Sure, it’s depressing that Lindsay is facing jail time again, but the ruthless Hollywood machine that turned her into a child star way before it was psychologically healthy also gave us living embodiments of awesomeness like Natalie Portman and Emma Watson. Of course, growing up to be good-looking and successful is no guarantee that you won’t make the occasional tabloid headline. Kristen Stewart’s love life is evidence of that. But the world is an unfair place, and the entertainment industry has historically been far more likely to forgive and forget when sexy and/or talented people screw up. So we made room on the list for the ladies who stumbled a bit but looked got more gorgeous every step of the way. Hey, we have Hollywood in our name, we’re allowed to be shallow, right? Anyway, check out the gallery above for a rundown of some early-blooming A-listers, as well as some high school crushes you may have forgotten about.
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