April 14 is a happy day for two 90s icons, Claire Danes and Shannen Doherty . Claire turns 35 today and Shannen is one of the best looking 43 year olds we’ve ever laid eyes on! More info and pics after the jump!
Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls. Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia. Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.
Claire Danes, who if you are like me, you wrote off back in the 90s when she was the annoying depressive 90s angst who couldn’t get fucked by Jared Leto on My So Called Life…I mean I assume she’s done other things, but I haven’t paid attention to her, because all I can think about is the girls I used to know back then, who I didn’t want to even bang then, because of their plaid, apathetic disposition…it was a horrible time…and this bitch is the figure head…but now at 40 she’s topless in interview…and at least one of you is stoked about that…
Claire Danes bares her soul on a nearly weekly basis on Showtime’s Homeland, crying up an impressive storm and winning the last two Emmy Awards for Lead Actress in the process. But the beautiful star bares something else in the latest issue of Interview: her breasts! Almost, that is. Danes opens up to the magazine about the challenges of portraying a bipolar CIA agent on the drama – and she does it as part of a feature that also includes a couple very alluring images. “It was exhausting but also exhilarating,” Danes says of filming Homeland Season 3 so soon after giving birth last year. “I had just come out of my mommy cocoon and my cushy, mushy love planet. So entering that mania at that point was not as enjoyable.” Danes and husband Hugh Dancy welcomed son Cyrus into the world in December. And because each stars on a hit show – Dancy is at the center of NBC’s Hannibal – Danes explained that they make time to help each other hone their craft. “My husband is also on a television show now, so we’re always running lines with each other. We’ll run lines with each other on the phone. I run lines with him in taxicabs.” As for actually being a mother? Danes doesn’t even know how to explain the unbridled love and joy that she now feels each and everyday. “I guess it’s closest to being infatuated with a lover or something, but it’s not that. It’s cellular. “So yeah, that the love for your child is physical was a big surprise. I can’t not look at him if he’s anywhere nearby, because there’s not competition. I can’t read. I can’t watch a show. I can’t do anything but stare at him doing nothing.”
Claire Danes bares her soul on a nearly weekly basis on Showtime’s Homeland, crying up an impressive storm and winning the last two Emmy Awards for Lead Actress in the process. But the beautiful star bares something else in the latest issue of Interview: her breasts! Almost, that is. Danes opens up to the magazine about the challenges of portraying a bipolar CIA agent on the drama – and she does it as part of a feature that also includes a couple very alluring images. “It was exhausting but also exhilarating,” Danes says of filming Homeland Season 3 so soon after giving birth last year. “I had just come out of my mommy cocoon and my cushy, mushy love planet. So entering that mania at that point was not as enjoyable.” Danes and husband Hugh Dancy welcomed son Cyrus into the world in December. And because each stars on a hit show – Dancy is at the center of NBC’s Hannibal – Danes explained that they make time to help each other hone their craft. “My husband is also on a television show now, so we’re always running lines with each other. We’ll run lines with each other on the phone. I run lines with him in taxicabs.” As for actually being a mother? Danes doesn’t even know how to explain the unbridled love and joy that she now feels each and everyday. “I guess it’s closest to being infatuated with a lover or something, but it’s not that. It’s cellular. “So yeah, that the love for your child is physical was a big surprise. I can’t not look at him if he’s anywhere nearby, because there’s not competition. I can’t read. I can’t watch a show. I can’t do anything but stare at him doing nothing.”
Photos of Oscar De La Hoya on an apparent cocaine binge in Las Vegas are on the market and being shopped to the highest bidder, according to reports. The alleged pics show how scary his addiction was and may explain the timing of De La Hoya going to rehab just before his epic fight as a boxing promoter. The images were taken at a Vegas hotel room a few weeks before the former boxing champion announced he was back in rehab, and are not good. According to TMZ, they appear to show the athlete using a rolled up bill to do lines of a white substance – presumably cocaine – off a plate on a table. Another pic shows De La Hoya leaning back from the table, grimacing. The photos offer a possible explanation for why Oscar went to rehab days before the Mayweather-Canelo fight, in which he was promoting the latter. Normally, he would’ve been front and center for that major event. Sources say he was “off the hinges” at the party in the photos, and made the decision to check into rehab shortly after realizing how bad he’s gotten . He is reportedly aware of the photos, though he has not commented.
Sonic, you’ve got nothing on Regina. In an amazing video making its way around the Web, this hedgehog mocks the Miley Cyrus ” Wrecking Ball ” video by holding a hammer and lying underneath a swinging apparatus and… … what else do you need to know? A hedgehog is making like Miley Cyrus in the video for “Wrecking Ball!” Watch footage from the parody now: Hedgehog Parodies “Wrecking Ball” Video Earlier this month, students at Grand Valley State also recreated this video , much to the chagrin of university officials and the pleasure of the Internet. The campus wrecking ball has since been removed and students have protested in response. Let’s hope the same fate does not befall pudgy little Regina.
Modern Family took home yet another trophy for Outstanding Comedy Series at last night’s Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. So, how did voluptuous star Sofia Vergara celebrate the victory? By Twerking up a storm and downing a cheeseburger, of course! The nominee took us inside Jimmy Fallon’s post-awards show party via a pair of WhoSay photos, the first of which depicts her backing that lovely rear end up and the second of which focuses on her taking a bite of of dinner. Yes. Vergara’s dinner. That’s totally where our attention is focused in the photo below, right, fellas? ” Miley cyrus this is where the twerk was invented. Colombia!” Sofia captioned the first image, laying down the gyrating gauntlet to the young singer who has made Twerking such a craze in this country. Will Miley respond? Or is she too busy suing this hedgehog for ripping off her Wrecking Ball video ? Stay tuned to THG and find out shortly!
Claire Danes’ Emmy dress, her surprising new hairstyle and her husband were all the subjects of great interest among viewers of the telecast last night. She also made the list of Emmy winners for the second straight year. Ho hum. The actress’ short, apparently clipped bob was much shorter than fans are used to, even compared to her shoulder-length hair just one night earlier. Fans and red carpet hosts alike were abuzz after the Homeland star seemingly went the way of Miley Cyrus , Lena Dunham and made this drastic charge. The riddle was quickly solved, and the talents of celebrity hairstylist Peter Butler revealed. The bob was created as an illusion to elongate her neck. So to speak. Using a combination of products and techniques, he managed to alter her look dramatically based on Danes’ plunging Armani Prive gown. Styled, parted, combed, pinned and styled again, Danes’ look was complete. As for the star’s husband? He’s Hugh Dancy, a British actor ( Hannibal ). What do you think of Claire Danes’ Emmy look? Love it! She looks amazing! It’s okay. Love Claire, but not her best look. Not a fan of the look. Who dressed/styled her?! View Poll »
Claire Danes’ Emmy dress, her surprising new hairstyle and her husband were all the subjects of great interest among viewers of the telecast last night. She also made the list of Emmy winners for the second straight year. Ho hum. The actress’ short, apparently clipped bob was much shorter than fans are used to, even compared to her shoulder-length hair just one night earlier. Fans and red carpet hosts alike were abuzz after the Homeland star seemingly went the way of Miley Cyrus , Lena Dunham and made this drastic charge. The riddle was quickly solved, and the talents of celebrity hairstylist Peter Butler revealed. The bob was created as an illusion to elongate her neck. So to speak. Using a combination of products and techniques, he managed to alter her look dramatically based on Danes’ plunging Armani Prive gown. Styled, parted, combed, pinned and styled again, Danes’ look was complete. As for the star’s husband? He’s Hugh Dancy, a British actor ( Hannibal ). What do you think of Claire Danes’ Emmy look? Love it! She looks amazing! It’s okay. Love Claire, but not her best look. Not a fan of the look. Who dressed/styled her?! View Poll »