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21 Times Justin Bieber Got ROASTED on Comedy Central

Justin Bieber has been officially roasted – and totally, completely, entirely, painfully toasted. Comedy Central taped the much-hyped Justin Bieber Roast last night, with comedian Kevin Hart emceeing an event that tore the singer apart. There were jokes about Bieber’s sexuality. About his attempts to come across as tough. About his relationship with Selena Gomez . And about his many run-ins with the laws. Nothing was off limits, and very little was rated PG. Consider yourself warned as you click through the night’s best quips and insults:   21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… After stars such as Ludacris, Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal laid into him, Bieber was able to get the last word in, however. “Damn, you guys were brutal,” he said at the end of the Roast. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my dick kicked in.” The singer, who is clearly aiming to rehab his image , then grew serious. “I lost some of my best qualities,” he said, referencing his behavior from the past year or so and adding: “I’m looking forward to being someone you’re proud of.. You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day.” The Justin Bieber Roast will air at 10/9c on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30.

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21 Child Actresses Who Grew Up To Be Hot: Hello, Hermione!

Becoming a child star is like flipping a coin. There are only two ways it can turn out and there total opposites of one another. You either turn into a washed-up tabloid trainwreck (See: Lindsay Lohan, any actor named Corey) or you blossom into an attractive, talented star who kicks ass well into adulthood (See: all the women in the list below). 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults 1. Tiffani Thiessen View Photo Tiffani Thiessen started out as Kelly Kapowski in Saved by the Bell. She inspired milllions of male fantasies during her time at Bayside High, and she’s only gotten hotter with age. 2. Kristen Stewart View Photo K-Stew got her big break at the age of 12, co-starring with Jodie Foster in Panic Room. She went on to become one of the most bankable actresses in Hollywood, thanks in no small part to stylish good looks. 3. Emma Watson View Photo Emma has come a long way since Hogwarts. She now has Hollywood, the fashion world, and millions of men undr her spell. 4. Kirsten Dunst View Photo Kirsten Dunst hit it big at a young age, landing high-profile roles in Interview With the Vampire and Jumanji before she reached her teens. She grew into a very attractive young woman, and has continued to work steadily. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Alyssa Milano View Photo It’s hard to believe that Alyssa Milano is 42, not only because we can’t believe Who’s the Boss was that long ago, but also because she continues to get hotter with each passing year. 6. Christine Lakin View Photo Christine Lakin got her start as the tomboy Alicia “Al” Lambert on the ABC sitcom Step By Step. At the time she was cast, we’re guessing producers didn’t expect her to grow into one of the most naturally gorgeous actresses in Hollywood. 7. Christina Ricci View Photo She’s come a long way since Wednesday Addams. Christina accounced the sexpot stage of her career with her mostly-nude role in Black Snake Moan. 8. Natalie Portman View Photo Natalie Portman gained acclaim for her role in Leon: The Professional when she was just 13. She went on to become one of the most acclaimed (and sexiest) actressed in Hollywood. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Katie Holmes View Photo Katie Holmes inspired millions of crushes as Joey on Dawson’s Creek. Now that she’s free of the Tom Cruise’s creepiness, we can all resume lusting after her. 10. Melissa Joan Hart View Photo Melissa explained it all as Clarissa. But there might be an explanation for how hot she is these days. 11. Alicia Silverstone View Photo Alicia became the it-girl of the late ’90s as Cher in Clueless. She may not be an A-listed anymore, but she’s still crazy hot. 12. Stacey Dash View Photo Speaking of Clueless, remember Cher’s friend, Stacey Dash? These days she’s a Fox News correspondent, and while you might not agree with her politics, there’s not denying that she’s smokin’ hot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Drew Barrymore View Photo Drew was one of the original troubled child stars. Fortunately, she pulled herself out of the tailspin to become one of Hollywood’s most bankable actresses. As a bonus, she remains super hot. 14. Danica McKellar View Photo Given her myriad academic accomplishments, it’s almost insulting to point out that former Wonder Years star Danica McKellar is incredibly hot these days. But we’re gonna do it anyway. 15. Christine Taylor View Photo Christine Taylor got her start in roles like Marcia in The Brady Bunch Movie and Melody in Nickelodeon’s Hey Dude. She’s still hot, and she’s married to Ben Stiller, so we’d say she’s doing alright for herself. 16. Lacey Chabert View Photo Lacey Chabert started out on Party of Five and starred in Mean Girls as one of the Plastics. She famously (and foolishly) abandoned her role as Meg on Family Guy, but hey, at least she’s still hot! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Mila Kunis View Photo Lacey’s Family Guy replacement – Mila Kunis – landed the role of Jackie on That ’70s Show when she was just 14. Since then she’s become one of the hottest and most in-demand actresses in Hollywood. 18. Christina Applegate View Photo Christina Applegate started out as Kelly Bundy on Married With Children way back in 1987. Today, at 43, she continues to get hotter with age. 19. Claire Danes View Photo Claire Danes got her big break playing Angela Chase in the critically-acclaimed, but shortlived ABC drama My So-Called Life. These days, she can be seen looking hotter than ever on Showtime’s Homeland. 20. Jennifer Love Hewitt View Photo Like Lacey Chabert, J-Love got her start on Party of Five. And hey, they both grew up to be super hot, too! Winning! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Anna Chlumksy View Photo Remember Anna Chlumsy from My Girl. Well, she’s in the midst of a career renaissance thanks to her role on Veep. But that’s not why she’s on this list. No, she’s here because she happens to also be super hot! The End. Up Next: ” 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Sure, it’s depressing that Lindsay is facing jail time again, but the ruthless Hollywood machine that turned her into a child star way before it was psychologically healthy also gave us living embodiments of awesomeness like Natalie Portman and Emma Watson. Of course, growing up to be good-looking and successful is no guarantee that you won’t make the occasional tabloid headline. Kristen Stewart’s love life is evidence of that. But the world is an unfair place, and the entertainment industry has historically been far more likely to forgive and forget when sexy and/or talented people screw up. So we made room on the list for the ladies who stumbled a bit but looked got more gorgeous every step of the way. Hey, we have Hollywood in our name, we’re allowed to be shallow, right? Anyway, check out the gallery above for a rundown of some early-blooming A-listers, as well as some high school crushes you may have forgotten about. 

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Chris Johnson: 1st Pic After Being Shot … With Warning to Gunman

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Tiffani Thiessen’s “Saved by the Bell” Secrets – Kissing Zack Morris, Cast Reunion & More!

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Tiffani Thiessen’s Hotness Comeback

I’ll always have a soft spot for Tiffani Thiessen . She provided me with hours worth of entertainment in my younger days, watching Saved By the Bell episodes on mute. And even though she’s gained a few and lost the “Amber,” she still looks exactly like I remember her in at least one department. It’s nice to know some things never change. So go ahead and lock yourself in your parents’ bathroom for old times’ sake and enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Tiffani Thiessen’s Hotness Comeback

I’ll always have a soft spot for Tiffani Thiessen . She provided me with hours worth of entertainment in my younger days, watching Saved By the Bell episodes on mute. And even though she’s gained a few and lost the “Amber,” she still looks exactly like I remember her in at least one department. It’s nice to know some things never change. So go ahead and lock yourself in your parents’ bathroom for old times’ sake and enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Prince Harry on Kate Middleton Pregnancy: Thrilled!

En route home from war, Prince Harry “can’t wait” to become an uncle this year and is “thrilled” Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting. “Obviously I’m thrilled for both of them,” he said, joking, “It’s about time.” In an interview in Afghanistan , where he served since September, the prince says he had chatted with the couple when their news was released. “I spoke to my brother and [Kate], and they’re both very well and both very happy obviously,” he says, expressing regret at how it came out. “I think it’s unfair that they were forced to publicize it when they were, but that’s the media for you,” Harry said, referring to Kate’s morning sickness. The royal family leaked the Kate Middleton pregnant bombshell due to her hospitalization; she was probably only 8-9 weeks along at the time. Harry’s remarks on the subject were given weeks ago, but were kept under wraps for security reasons, released now because he’s returning to the U.K. “I literally am very, very happy for them,” he says, “I just only hope that she and him – but mainly Catherine – hopefully that she gets the necessary protection.” Protection that will “allow her as a mother-to-be to enjoy the privacy that that comes with. I seriously hope that’s going to be able to happen.” Now that he’s back from his tour of duty, which followed the Prince Harry naked scandal, is there some pressure on him to follow his brother’s lead? “I don’t think you can ever be urged to settle down,” he says. “To find the right person where everything feels right, it takes time, especially for myself and my brother.” As he has hinted before, it is hard to find the right kind of woman who isn’t going to be scared off by everything else that goes with being with a royal. “You ain’t ever going to find someone who’s going to jump into the position that it would hold,” says the 28-year-old Prince of Wales. “Simple as that.” Harry was also named the World’s Hottest Bachelor recently, so that’s a positive for any potential suitors. Probably also has a good amount of cash.

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Tiffani Thiessen Talks Sex Symbol Status, Looks HOT

Note to all fans of Saved by the Bell : you may soon need a new pair of pants. Tiffani Thiessen – who also starred on Beverly Hills 90210 and currently plays a role on White Collar , but who will remain Kelly Kapowski forever in the eyes of many – poses below for Me In My Place and looks rather attractive while doing so. Click around now and try to avoid saturating your keyboard with saliva… Was there pressure on Thiessen during her Saved by the Bell days? To remain slim, avoid any Creamy Fettuccine Alfredo Recipe and act like a sex symbol? “I think any time you are on a hit show as a young actor or actress, you feel that way,” she says. “I was not the girl that was a size 2 and didn’t work for it. I was never the waify model type.” That’s okay. It’s clearly worked for Tiffani… and then some!

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Rachel Korine Topless in Spring Breakers of the Day

Rachel Korine is Harmony Korine’s 26 year old wife….who has been in pretty much nothing….but is now the set of shitty tits in Spring Breakers, despite being too old to be a Spring Breaker, but not to old to lure a creepy filmmaker into marriage….you know being the young pussy that allowed him to re-connect with the youth in some pop tart version of his original movies of the 90s….and I’m not a Harmony Korine hater…I think his shit is semi interesting…even if sensationalized and obvious twisted….not from the mind of a real creep or freak…but of someone who wants to be one…cuz real creeps and freaks don’t get movie companies to feed him millions of dollars to make the latest Selena Gomez titles…but fake freaks is good enough for Hollywood…where everything is fake…especially the tits…except Rachel Korine’s tits…that would be better if they were….

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Tiffani Thiessen Does Me in My Place of the Day

Tiffani Amber Thissen did a little shoot with the people at Me In My Place because I guess she wasn’t too busy eating pints of ice cream remembering what was….and I mean that in the nicest way…I haven’t heard this name in years…it’s like a blast from the past and after seeing her pose in her underwear…I am happy she even has a place and is not homeless as you’d expect….maybe Hollywood money is awesome…or maybe…just maybe she married rich…but I can’t be too sure…I would have to google her and that requires work…when instead I can just stare at her big old boobs…literally… That’s not to say she’s not hot, doesn’t still have it going on, isn’t a lovely lady…it’s just to say her tits were celebrated in the late 90s, and here they are 15 years later….a natural phenomenon I generally don’t like seeing happen to women I once masturbated to…. Find more at Me In My Place

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