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Jessica Stam Shows Off Her Back of the Day

Jessica Stam is a model from a farm in Canada that if I would have known about her before she got famous, I would have totally knocked on the family’s door late one rainy or snowy night complaining that my car had broken down up the road and that I needed to use a phone, where I would pretend their was no answer at the garage I was calling, leading to these people of god to offer me a place to stay in their guest room, because that’s just the kind of people farmers are, then when everyone was asleep, I would have totally snuck into her room and jerked off on her hair while she slept, because I’m not down with rape, but surprise cumshots are just funny, then I’d head to bed and wake up to a nice pancake breakfast her mom made me before heading out on my way, but instead she dated DJ AM before he died, she’s made millions of dollars and she’s pretty alright lookin, and here is her back. Pics via Bauer

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LeeAnn Rimes and her Tits in a Tight Dress for Old Times of the Day

I don’t remember the late 90s or early 00’s, because I was really into my own shit, drinking, partying, fucking useless girls, working useless jobs and not giving a fuck but having the time of my fucking life and not really on top of pop culture because I had my own life to live badly, I didn’t need to fill my head with garbage and noise from other people’s lives, no matter how hot those other people were, because if I didn’t know them, they didn’t really affect my life and I didn’t care, if anything I was a lot like a normal satisfied person who I kind of miss, because I really hate myself when I have to tell people I have a gossip blog, and that I know who the cast of Highschool Musical are.

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LeeAnn Rimes and her Tits in a Tight Dress for Old Times of the Day