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Padma Lakshmi Naked of the Day

I always tell the same Padma story, because it’s really all I know about Padma…besides that she’s a 50 year old mom with a decent body and fat tits in a bikini as often as she can…. A woman who used her looks and sexuality to get rich dudes to fuck her….the star of some cooking shows on the food network….but more importantly a woman who dated old fucking billionaires, only to get pregnant and tell that old fucking billionaire it was his kid, only for him to die of cancer and leave the kid his estate, only for the truth that the kid was actually another billionaire’s kid (Michael Dell from Dell Computers)…..leaving the kid with two billion dollar estates…making her pussy a fucking piggy bank that makes dreams come true…probably why she likes being out in a bikini as much as she does…she knows other girls shit out tampons from their pussies…while she shits out gold…. Here she is in a tiny bikini on the beach JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Padma Lakshmi Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sex on NYE’s TV and Other Videos of the Day

Idiots Showing Off After a Car Accident NYE Kiss Fail Boat on Fire in Fort Lauderdale New Years Eve Bus Stop Explosion…. Drunk of the Day

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Rita Ora Pussy Print in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora brought out the pussy that the least popular Spiderman according to a guy on my Facebook who watches those dumb fucking movies had to say…. I don’t watch movies like that, not because I am high brow, or sophisticated and need more artistry in my entertainment needs. I run a site called drunkenstepfather and I have bathed in a puddle on the side of the street after waking up in said puddle after drunkenly passing out trying to salvage the last beer I dropped….from being drunk…into said puddle…..broken glass all in my face…to this day….. But I do watch pop culture sluts like Rita Ora make it in America, immigrants stealing the white man’s job…with her tits…her awesome tits…that she’s shamelessly showing off because she knows they lead to her getting hit songs and finally mattering as an artist rather than the back alley bottom feeding trash she is…you know the kind of person sucking the last beer spilled out of a puddle on the street corner…but the famous version…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Bella Thorne Bikini Dance of the Day

Bella Thorne is a very important and relevant pop culture icon who is just 20 years old…like a Kardashian, or a Kylie Jenner, but on the other spectrum of annoying…where instead of being rich and knocked up, she’s running her own brand out of her expensive house that Disney Money got her…and now that Social Media money is making her….a brand based on being a weirdo crackhead raver chick who never leaves the house…but that understands the power of the internet…building out brands, manipulating young people to steal their parents credit card to buy shit they don’t need to support her in her quest of weirdness…and as it turns out…they make bikinis, because bikinis are easy to promote…like the puppet master she is…since people like seeing disney kids half naked…especially ones with fat tits… Annoying or not…she’s in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Bikini Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day

Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists… I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack… I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has… Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it… The post Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day

Britney Spears is the kind of mom I would want to fuck even if she was my mom…she is really just that good… I guess it’s easy for me to say that I would fuck my mom because she died at a young age and I don’t really have a reference point as to how weird fucking your own mom would be… But I stand by the fact that if I was one of her sons, I would totally try to get the best of her, crawl back in the womb dick first, or even mouth first…ideally when she was totally fucking medicated… I don’t know how old her kids are, so maybe it’s premature to say these things, like maybe they are just little kids and that’s terrible and weird… I do think they are probably in their 20s by now, cuz Britney is old but thanks to being held captive in the open, she’s stayed fit and hot…and here are her bikini selfies I like… The post Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Connelly Yellow Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Connelly is in a Yellow bikini and despite being in her late 40s, she’s still not fat, still has tits, and although her not being fat requires working out, and her tits aren’t as substantial as they once were, it’s the aging process, she looks better than most aging women I see at the park doing yoga or fitness, even the hard bodied ones, because I guess those ones aren’t rich hollywood trash who have never actually worked, besides some movies they were overpaid doing, allowing the life of lazy and life of luxury, where the one thing they have to do is not get too old in case they need to act again to get paid again to pay for bullshit mansions again… Not to mention, she’s probably married and has kids with some rich dudes, furthering the retired at 25 life she’s lived the last 20 years…because it’s good or lucrative to be a woman who has mainstream stamp of approval..it makes you hotter, more desirable, and makes men pay more for you…so that you can vacation everyday..you know. But then again, maybe she’s the earner on the pile of money and her man is her K-Fed..it happens, just not to me…who cares..bikini The post Jennifer Connelly Yellow Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Johnson In A Yellow Bikini Is 50 Shades Of Sexy

Fifty Shades of Grey was a great movie, I don’t care what anyone says. It wasn’t the plot or the acting or the camera work that made it great. The reason Fifty Shades of Grey was such an awesome movie was Dakota Johnson. And now that we know she’ll be wearing a yellow bikini in the next one, it’s already one of my favorite movies of 2017…. read more

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Old Men Jerking Off To Girls on Stage and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Guy Gets Sucker Punched Help Catch These Thugs Who Stomp on a Store Keeper’s Head while Robbing Him Korean Cop VS Baseball Bat Man VS Bus Driver Fight in Spanish Harlem 10 Seconds to Steal a Scooter in Vietnam Rapper Brawl at SXSW The post Old Men Jerking Off To Girls on Stage and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira,she’s a Brazlian model who I guess lives in Miami, because the paparazzi have taken pics of her in a bikini, and we like to look at girls in bikinis…and she is amazing.. I follow her on Instagram I also like to start my day with fitness videos because I am fat and they remind me that, along with everything else that has gone wrong in my life, and for some reason all this fitness porn is run by Brazilian models…because I guess it is either a fetish there, or they like being in shape – or more importantly their catholicism doesn’t let them make real erotica, so they do it the healthy way…. So here is the fitness video Here’s the fitness video It's time to swim in the ocean with my pink and yellow bikini #collection #juliapereira by @lybethras PS: G string cut bottoms are better to tan! #braziliangirl #beachstyle ????????????????? beijosss A video posted by Júlia Pereira (@juliapereira) on Mar 24, 2015 at 3:26pm PDT The post Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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