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Emma Watson’s Ambitious Premiere Outfit of the Day

Emma Watson must have got confused when they told her she had to go to the Harry Potter premiere, cuz she it looks like she got in costume for the live-action version of Big Bird’s biopic, where she plays big birds grey granny bird, or some shit that makes equally as little sense, cuz I can’t imagine anyone willing to wear something that looks like this feathery mess to their big money making night, since Harry Potter is all bitch ever did and all bitch ever needs to do, cuz it’s just that big a deal, unless they were getting paid….It’s like prom night gone bad. The kind of thing she’ll reflect on in 15 years while sitting on her royalty checks thinking to herself, “If it wasn’t for this prescription pill addiction that makes me numb and feel like I’m on a cloud with no worries or no sense of where I am, I’d totally wonder what the hell i was thinking that night it all went down hill”…at least that’s my prediction….call me Miss cleo. My other prediction is that a whole lot of virgin losers are jerking off to these pictures right now – cuz Emma Watson can do no wrong, she’s a wizard….and you’re married to her….I guet it..

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Leighton Meest Foot Fetish Porn Revisited of the Day

For those of you who don’t know much about Leighton Meester, other than than you would totally fuck her, like you’d fuck anything with a vagina, or really anything that remotely looks or acts like a vagina, cuz you’re not all that picky when it comes to your Kathy Bating……she was in foot fetish videos early on in her career, because you don’t just wake up one day in your halfway house cuz your mom was a drug smuggling criminal, and land a role on a hit show, you gotta use the skills momma learned in prison and passed onto you, and suck dick to get there, coupled with chosing jobs that pay enough to not get an actual career job, while maintaining your integrity, cuz you don’t get naked in the smut you’re producing, you just let dudes jerk off on your feet….the very same feet she’s showing off in these pictures on set of Gossip Girl…reminding us of how badly she wanted this, and how far she was willing to go, while giving her original pervert fan bases some foot they haven’t been able to jerk off to in what seems like forever. If you know what I mean…

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