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Food Fanatic Recipes of the Week: Biscuits, Buddies and More!

Sick of reading about whatever nonsense Kim Kardashian is up to? Rolling your eyes over Sean Lowe’s selection of Catherine Giudici and anticipating their inevitable broke up? Suffering not from fever, but from Bieber backlash ? Then we interrupt our daily deluge of celebrity gossip and take this moment to introduce our friends at Food Fanatic. These chefs have spent time in the kitchen, not the supermarket tabloid rack, and they’ve come up with the following delicious concoctions over the past few days: A muddy buddies recipe , perfect for dessert. A buttermilk biscuit recipe , ideal for breakfast, lunch or dinner. A hearty tomato soup recipe that will leave you satisfied. A French bread recipe for those carb lovers out there. Are these up your palette? No worries. Bookmark Food Fanatic now for all the healthy, not-so-healthy and Paleo recipes your stomach could ever desire.

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Food Fanatic Recipes of the Week: Biscuits, Buddies and More!

VIDEO: The Human Centipede II Trailer Is the Most Revolting Film Preview Of All Time

“There’s nothing to worry about,” a mental health professional explains in the latest trailer for The Human Centipede II as he attempts to comfort the mother of Martin, Tom Six’s latest deranged medical mastermind . Of course, there is always something to worry about when your protagonist is a squat sexual deviant who fantasizes about stitching 12 people together in the most nauseating fashion imaginable, and even more so when you know that audience members at last week’s premiere were so disgusted by the vile images before them that some vomited in the theater while others just passed out. So yes, you should worry, and if your stomach is strong enough, you should cautiously click through to watch the grossest movie trailer of all time.

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VIDEO: The Human Centipede II Trailer Is the Most Revolting Film Preview Of All Time

Kim Kardashian’s Ass on Letter Man of the Day

Remember when Kim Kardashian’s ass was a celebrity and starred in a “black on half Armenia, full spoiled brat useless cunt” sex tape, well shit is starting to look like shit, you know after a night of drinking, when you come home and eat the only food you have in your fridge that happens to be rotting, but not all that bad considering you’re drunk, until you wake up the next day and see clumps of what may be your liver and parts of your stomach in the fuckin’ toilet, but you still wanna fuck it and I wanna piss on it, cuz I know she’s into getting peed on, and I guess there’s something hot about treating a bitch like a public toilet, especially if her pussy smells like one or is as clean as one.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass on Letter Man of the Day