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Foreign TItties on TV of the Day

I like to culture you uncultured, white trash, redneck hicks every once in a while by bringing you clips of nudity from International movies and TV shows, because International movies and TV shows are far less conservative than in America and the women are better to look at….because they don’t try as hard… So here is a tight little tattooed body of some Belgian actress named Daisy Van Praet in some Belgian TV show called Witse……a body you’d expect to be more bloated and disgusting thanks the all the fries and waffles and beer…..but that’s ripped in ways that make you want to treat it like it’s a young dirty slut….making her talk dirty to you in dutch like a whore you picked up in the red light district back in college on your Euro trip through Amsterdam….only better cuz you don’t have to pay for it….and hoping she taps into her french side and gives you anal on the first date like they do in France….. Euro bitches are amzing even if they are just fantasy from a far away land that will never cross paths with you….cuz you live in a fucking trailer park eating SPAM and CHEESE PUFFS you white trash, redneck hick. Naked for TV in other countries…means naked on the internet. I’m into it.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Daisy_Van_Praet-Witse.flv

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Izabel Goulart Pants Off in Harper’s Bazaar Spain APril 2012 of the DAy

I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine… I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!! I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….

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Izabel Goulart Pants Off in Harper’s Bazaar Spain APril 2012 of the DAy

Lana Del Lip in a White One Piece Bathing Suit in Video of the Day

I don’t find Lana Del Rey hot. I don’t find Lana Del Rey talented. I don’t mind Lana Del Rey’s songs, you know cuz I after falling in love with an ass that jogged by me the other day, unable to catch it, only to never see it again, I’ve finally experienced love at first site and loss, all within 1 minute, leading to me going home to listen to love songs….now I can finally related to them….I’m a loser like you. Either way, she’s beed done, she’s played out, she’s unoriginal, she’s garbage, she’s fabricated, but she gets a lot of youtube hits, and thus the world thinks she’s relevant, even if we know that without over production in studio, she’s just a rich kid that talks and can’t sing with a bad lip job, a lip job that based on this video of her in a classic Glam bathing suit, see that’s her hook, that’s what she does, old Hollywood bullshit, shouda been a tit job. I like the black and white…it makes her way more legitimate of a lie…I almost believe her so dark and tormented bullshit…. Who cares.

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Lana Del Lip in a White One Piece Bathing Suit in Video of the Day