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Harambe-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $100,000 on eBay

The Internet is losing its mind over an orange, ape-like figure that’s worth way, way too much money. But enough about Donald Trump, let’s focus on this Harambe-shaped Cheeto. In case you forgot, or somehow missed it, our nation’s finest meme-creators spent way too much of 2016 enamored with a late primate named Harambe. The former Cincinnati Zoo inhabitant gained immortality through tragedy after a toddler fell into his enclosure, and authorities made the difficult decision to kill Harambe out of fear that he might harm the child. From those unlikely beginnings, a legend was born: Social media couldn’t get enough of sarcastic tributes to the gorilla. Thousands promised to display their genitals in solidarity for reasons that remain unclear. And a truly embarrassing number of (hopefully) young folks registered  write-in votes for Harambe in the 2016 presidential election. Just when you thought Harambe obsession couldn’t get anymore ridiculous, it went ahead and did exactly that, because this is 2017, and there’s no ridiculousness ceiling anymore. It seems an eBay user made an amazing discovery while enjoying a powdery, Trump-colored snack recently. Behold – the Harambe Cheeto: Yes, the above item was posted earlier this week, and bids immediately went through the roof. See our earlier comment about the absurdity of the year we’re living in. “I opened up a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and as soon as I looked inside I came across this unique Cheetos that looks like Harambe the gorilla,” reads the item description. “It measures up to about 1 1/2 inches in length.” If your interest is piqued, and feel like you just have to have the ‘Rambe Cheet’ for your very own, we have good news and bad news: The good news is, you’re not alone.  (That is to say you’re not alone in coveting the Cheeto. You’re almost certainly alone in life.) The bad news is, the Cheeto has already been snatched up – for a truly insane sum. According to the product page, Cheeto Harambe sold for an astonishing $99,900. Yes, someone spent nearly six figures on a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto that vaguely resembles a dead gorilla. Somewhere, your grandparents are celebrating the fact that they just locked that “greatest generation” title down cold. View Slideshow: Harambe Mourned, Celebrated by Celebrities Everywhere

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Harambe-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $100,000 on eBay

Kim Zolciak Brags About 4-Year Old’s "Real Gun" Handling

Kim Zolciak has found a way to distract people from her ridiculous cleavage. The reality star shared something her four-year old son, Kash, brought home from school this week, bragging to her followers on Snapchat about all the things Kash loves about her dad. For example, according to the following image of a school questionnaire, Kroy Biermann is 51 years old. He likes to ride his four-wheeler. His favorite food is steak. His favorite drink is Sprite. His job is to play football. And Kash loves his dad because “he lets me hold his real gun.” Wait… WHAT?!? Biermann lets his four-year old child hold his real gun? Moreover, this is something Zolciak wanted to tell her followers all about? As you can see below, Kim wrote as a caption to the photo, “I [love] this!” But social media users didn’t exactly feel the same way. If Zolciak means that she loves seeing all the ways in which her son loves her husband, then, sure, absolutely. She ought to be proud and excited over this questionnaire. Last year, you may recall, Kash dressed up in a military outfit and carried a fake gun for Halloween. He posted a picture of himself holding it toward the camera on his Instagram account. (Yes, the four-year old has his own Instagram account.) The picture earned Zolciak and her family a lot of backash, but apparently not enough. Gun advocates here will likely say that it’s important for kids to learn gun safety as early in their lives as possible, and that much is true. If parents know that their kids will be handling guns as they get older, then it’s definitely a good thing to make sure these children know what they’re doing. But still. Four years old?!? Zolciak and Biermann got married in November 2011. Together, they share six kids – Brielle, 19, Ariana, 15, KJ, 5, Kash, 4, and 3-year-old twins Kane and Kaia. (Zolciak had Brielle and Ariana from previous relationships; Biermann went on to adopt them.) As you can see from the photos above, the couple is going very strong. “This guy!! I love him to the moon and back!” wrote Kim as a caption to the above image, adding: “When he hurts I hurt, when he’s happy I’m happy! He doesn’t even have to speak and I feel him! Thankful for this last week! Romantic and restful!! “Now back to Filming a brand new season of Don’t be Tardy. I can’t believe this will be Season 6!” View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Flaunts Ridic Cleavage, Buff Husband on Vacay Zolciak is no stranger to brewing up controversy when it comes to her kids. Daughter  Brielle Biermann has become her own viral sensation over the past several months, often flaunting her bikini body on Instagram and using her body to gain as many followers as possible. She’s been egged on throughout by her famous mother. But the real question is this: Is Zolciak really getting plastic surgery for her three-year old child ?!?

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Kim Zolciak Brags About 4-Year Old’s "Real Gun" Handling