Perv in the Hotel Who Needs a Boat when you got a Cow Beluga Whale Playing Catch.. Woman Gets Arrested Hot Dog of the Day Plane Loses Engine – Pilot Makes Silly Joke Cop Takes Out Pedestrian The post Russian Girl Falling Asleep Standing Up and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Josie Canseco, who is an overrated pile of trash thanks to her dad being Jose Canseco and her mom being a Hooters girl who struck it big with Jose Canseco’s sperm… Giving Josie the resources to be rich / funded trailer trash, like Miley…. Taught from her mom all the lessons she’s learned getting into the whole Hooters line of work….with a pension plan from “rich dudes into trashy girl cum”…meaning I am sure Josie’s got a lot to offer the world…in terms of her titties… Only higher profile due to living in mansions and going on epic vacations and all that other rich people shit that makes these girls lack edge and assume they are top tier models…you know that ego and self importance cuz of being raised a spoiled brat… Who cares about all of that nonsense speculative shit that I’ve got no real basis to spew…Josie Canseco barely matters and when putting up pics of her cleavage in lingerie as outerwear, wearing too much make-up, and her chastity belt chain…what it comes down to is that she’s someone you should want to fuck…but will never fuck…a feeling I am sure you’re all too familiar with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josie Canseco Got Them Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So Morena Baccarin has been in serious fucking nerd shit…like Stargate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and other nerd bullshit….and now she’s got her nips out in a bikini for that nerd audience…at least she’s aware of what people are looking at her for.. It is pretty funny that I am not an actual nerd, but rather just a fucking weirdo, because seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many real life vagina I have put my dick in….or no matter how funny and awkward and uncomfortable I make people when I stare at them and steal their souls…I will still have nerds role through…this is the internet….and even though everyone uses the internet making us all nerds…hence the success of Game of Thrones…the idea of nerd still exists..and it’s likely masturbating to these tits… The post Morena Baccarin in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maya Otsoko is nude in this shoot. If you are one of her 19k followers on IG, you can roll through here and look at her bare titties, but I guess if you’re one of her 19k followers, you’ve already seen her tits, and likely on instagram…since Zuckerberg is the 3-5th largest pornographer in the world / on the internet – just no one calls him one… I don’t know much on Maya Otsoko but she’s pretty interesting looking and that still matters to me… TITties> .. The post Maya Otsoko’s Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Apparently Cindy Crawford posted this picture in efforts to show to her daughter, who is having sex with that Monkey looking SNL character who’s dad blew up in the World Trade Center because he realized it was better than going home to that freakish child he created….back on September 11th….how it is done. That’s all I got….because in the 90s..I was more into Claudia Schiffer than Cindy Crawford…there was a device and I chose German Eugenics over all American mole face….at least it wasn’t a port wine face…but if Austin Powers can teach us anything…its that Moles are gross…and I am someone with moles…but not into mole empowerment…I know this shit is birth defect not beauty… That’s not to say Cindy Crawford isn’t good, she’s just a shit parent who helped sexualize her daughter for her ego, cuz these are Hollywood rich people and this is what they do, always wanting more…that greed…. Like put this bitch into some Ocean Conservation program, or have her learn skills..instead you send her to NYC to fuck primate looking motherfuckers at the zoo…when not taking lame overpaid photoshoots that are only happening because they think she looks like Cindy Crawford…Kaia is hot – sure, but some puppet stage parenting is going on here….as Cindy holds her tit for ya’ll… The post Cindy Crawford Holding Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
JoJo may not matter anymore, but at least she gets it… Let’s let this ride us into the weekend… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post JoJo Slutty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Her name is Evelyn Rose and she is naked in a picture so she she must be a MODEL…or a girl pretending to be a model cuz she thinks she’s hot. So she goes out there and produces shitty boring half nude content we’ve all seen before hoping to go viral like she was Rat Cow…it’s like these girls are so into themselves, they think that just because they are hotter than most girls they know, and that they get all that male attention anywhere they go, that they can be the next Britney Spears….without ever feeling any IMPOSTER SYNDROME…cuz they are so hyped on themselves they believe they deserve it…they believe what they are doing is good, or hype, or fire, or amazing, or “on fleek” do people still say “on fleek”….and the whole thing is hilarious cuz despite being nude….SHE IS FUCKING boring… So the day you are stripping down and the response is “oh that’s boring” we know…that the market of half naked sluts trying to get famous through nudity has reached saturation point. DO SOMETHING GOOD…FUN…ENTERTAINING…this is no mans land of barely smut…barely provocative…barely interesting…but girl’s expecting that world….that is like when a Homeless person begging for change doesn’t do a fucking song, dance, circus performance, show me her tits…and just expects a hand out…BITCH..put some fucking work into it…a little brain power…just showing up ain’t enough… I don’t know if this is HER ….but this a video if it is… https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Evelyn-Rose.mp4 JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Evelyn Rose Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The highlight of your day is that Kourtney Kardashian has dropped out of her pure shit fucking show….Keeping Up with the Kardashians…so we can all hope that publicity stunt that I am sure all the entertainment blogs I don’t visit are crying about or packaging as news…eating up the bait that the Kardashians female ejaculated all over the internet….but I am hoping that it is the beginning of the end for these idiots, I mean why not tap out from letting the world watch you be disgusting humans shaping pop culture int he worst way at 50 years old… It’s like all the millennials are angry at boomers with their “OK, Boomer” memes…but yet the most influential pussy on the Internet is a fucking Baby Boomer age… Makes no sense, but here’s Sofia Richie, the vagina the retired one’s baby daddy and ex husband now fucks….and despite being a vapid useless idiot who could use Lionel’s money better…she’s far hotter than Nicole Richie the one Lionel found in the trash outside a concert and decided to keep…so there’s that. Here she is pretending to hide from the paparazzi she called in some hot fitness pants looking good…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a bra top…with a cameltoe…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Activewear Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .