Alanis Morissette claims her fired housekeeper stole her dog and is refusing to give the pet back, effectively holding the pooch for a king’s ransom. The housekeeper, via the video below, tells a different story. Alanis Morissette Dog Drama Poor Alanis Alanis says the housekeeper took her dog without permission after she was fired; she counters that Alanis abandoned the dog after it shat all over the house. Morissette and hubby Mario Treadway have since filed a lawsuit trying to get the dog back , and in it, claims her legal efforts are being used against her. The singer is afraid that the more she protests, the more likely they are to drive up the price of a settlement to return the dog. Yes … this is a real story. Treadway says Circus “is not merely a piece of property. He is living and breathing” and each day without him, “[my] heart suffers more and more.” He says their former house manager is ultimately motivated by money and not love, and are just holding the pup in order to score a big payday. Additionally, Treadway also worries that Circus will be stolen, pointing to a video posted by the housekeeper (above) which he says made the dog a target. You cannot make this stuff up, THGers. Say a prayer for Circ tonight. In unrelated news … BABIES! PUPPIES!!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 21 Pictures of Kids and Pets Being Best Friends Forever Open Slideshow 1. The. Cutest. Photo. Ever. That’s it. We can end the Internet now. This is the cutest photo you’ll ever see. View As List 1. The. Cutest. Photo. Ever. That’s it. We can end the Internet now. This is the cutest photo you’ll ever see. 2. Really, Kid? You know the question we need to ask in this picture, don’t you? Who is taking whom for a walk? 3. Black, White, Perfect This is black, white and totes adorbs. Look how small that dog is!!! 4. Top of the Head Kiss This child plants a kiss on this dog’s head and we just wanna curl up and die because it’s so cute. 5. Playing Adorable Doctor It’s time for the cutest check-up in Internet history. Take long, deep breaths, dog. 6. Let’s Swing! Only one thing is more fun than going on a swing: going on a swing with your furry best friend! 7. Very Close Pals It’s hard to tell who is happier in this photo: The dog or its small, cute owner. 8. Like Pet, Like Son Doesn’t this picture just make you want to die??!?! OMG, it… is… SO… cute! 9. Cutest Seat in the House Who needs a chair or a sofa? This little girl has found the best seat in the house. 10. Dog vs. Child! We’d like to think these two are engaged in staredown. Who will blink first?!? 11. In Good Paws This newborn couldn’t be more safe and secure. He’s in very good hands… errr, paws. 12. Polka Dotted Delight Polka dots have never looked so adorable. We could stare at this picture for hours. 13. A Group Hug It’s time for a group hug! Come on, get in here everyone! 14. Giant Dog, Small Owner This dog’s head is bigger than half this girl’s body. And the resulting image is adorable. 15. Kid and Cat Seat AWWW! This isn’t just a car seat. It’s a car and cat seat! 16. Group Chill Time Someone forgot to give this pug the message: it’s time to lie down and relax, buddy. 17. Staring at the Snow Hey, look, it’s snowing! Get dressed, kid, let’s go play! 18. Totally AWWW-inspiring This toddler and his pet are taking a nap together and we may very well melt right here on the spot. 19. Cuddle Buddies Shhh… it’s nap time. This baby and his dog are catching some ZZZZs together. 20. A Pair of Pouts Hey, kid, why the long face? Do you wanna go play with a ball or something? 21. Adorable Peering Hey, what’s out there? Can you tell? I can’t see anything!

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