Here is something you don’t read about everyday: Scott Disick recently turned down a chance to drink and party. But The Lord of Douchebags reportedly had a very good excuse, as far as he was concerned: he wanted to drink and party someplace else! 17 First World Problems From Which the Kardashians Suffer 1. Dining with Peasants View Photo Scott Disick does not like interacting with commoners. Please don’t make him do so. 2. No Cell Service! View Photo No cell phone service?!? How can Kris Jenner even go on with her life? 3. Losing One’s Diamond Earring View Photo NOOO! Kim Kardashian has lost her diamond earrings in the water. Does it get any more tragic? 4. Inappropriate Selfe-Snapping View Photo Look, Kim Kardashian, there are appropriate times to take selfies and less appropriate times to take selfies. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Being Bipolar Over Hair View Photo Wait… did I make the wrong hair decision? NOO!!! Say it isn’t so. 6. When Makeup Prevents Crying View Photo Know when you want to cry? But you’re wearing very expensive makeup? Kim Kardashian does. 7. Having Stuff to Do View Photo It doesn’t get much worse than this: your friend wants to hang out, but you need to do some stuff. 8. Subway Riding View Photo Woo! We’re on the subway! We’re like those regular type of folks and everything. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bentley Jealousy View Photo You tell em, Kim Kardashian! Don’t let anyone ruin your Bentley moment! 10. Nailed It View Photo Scott kids, but when that’s what’s on Kourtney Kardashian’s mind, life must be pretty good. 11. An Abundance of Rolexes View Photo Life is tough for Scott Disick. He doesn’t know which Rolex to wear. 12. Chanel Bag Stealing View Photo Seriously, people. Don’t you HATE it when your sister steals your Chanel bag? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. When Paparazzi Attack View Photo Yes, sometimes it’s terrible when the paparazzi follow you and you’re not looking your best. These are the times we live in. 14. Photo Shoot Stress View Photo Pity Kim Kardashian, people. She has to go to a photo shoot and she can’t handle this stress. 15. Putting On Baby Weight View Photo Note to Kourtney Kardashian: no one is making you look at these photos online. 16. Painful Hair Decisions View Photo This is beyond agonizing. What hair color should Kim Kardashian go with?!? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. The Bombshell View Photo Okay, this isn’t just a Kardashian problem. Many a man, rich or poor, has reacted in similar fashion … The End. Up Next: ” 17 First World Problems From Which the Kardashians Suffer .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The irritating baby daddy to three kids with Kourtney Kardashian  was scheduled to make an appearance at a nightclub in Great Britain this week called Switch Southampton. But he bailed at the very last minute… and the establishment only learned of his planned no-show via Twitter. “Scott Disick has let us know via his manager’s Twitter at 9:30pm that he cannot come tonight due to ‘unforeseen circumstances,” the club said via Facebook statement last night. “The real truth is he’s gone to Paris to party and ignore his fans. I wish I could put on here some more info on why he’s not here – Trainwreck.” Disick was slated to host two events on Thursday night in England, one at Switch and the other at Bournemouth’s Cameo Club. But he chose instead to jump on a flight to Paris, so he could hang out at Fashion Week with Kanye West, Kim Kardashian , Kendall Jenner and Kris Jenner. (And drink away his sorrow over Kendall turning down his proposal , we assume.) “These famous for nothing celebs have too much money and don’t realise they are letting down venues, ruining peoples reputations and livelihood, and their fans,” Switch Southhampton also ranted on Facebook. “We will NEVER book US PA/Celebs – not if you paid us. His manager is spineless too – ignoring phone calls.” Look, Switch Southhampton, Scott Disick clearly suck. But it must be asked: WHY DID YOU BOOK SCOTT DISICK FOR ANYTHING AT ALL?!?

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Scott Disick Slammed as Irresponsible "Trainwreck" by British Night Club