It’s all come down to this: New York Giants vs. New England Patriots, The Rematch! These two rivals will go at it again in Super Bowl XLVI, four years after an epic 17-14 upset that cost New England the first 19-0 in league history. So, which team will come out on top this time? THG analyzes the big game from every angle below – except the commercials – and makes a bold prediction… RANDOM TOWN THEY PLAY IN AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW EXISTED OTHERWISE Giants: East Rutherford, NJ Patriots: Foxboro, MA Edge: Patriots NUMBER OF SUPERMODELS ASKING FRIENDS TO PRAY FOR THEIR STARTING QUARTERBACK OF A HUSBAND Giants: Zero Patriots: One Edge: Giants POINTS SCORED IN PREVIOUS SUPER BOWL MEETING Giants: 17 Patriots: 14 Edge: Giants HAVE NEVER ONCE EMPLOYED … Giants: Cheerleaders Patriots: A star wideout who shot himself at a nightclub Edge: Patriots BASEBALL TEAM WITH WHICH THEY SHARE A HOME STATE Giants: Yankees Patriots: Red Sox Edge: Giants SUPER BOWLS WON BY BILL BELICHICK Giants: 2 (XXI, XXV as Defensive Coordinator) Patriots: 3 (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX as Head Coach) Edge: Patriots FOOD RELATED HOME TOWN NICKNAME Giants: The Big Apple Patriots: Beantown Edge: Even SONGS POPULARIZING CITY Giants: “New York, New York” (Frank Sinatra); “New York State of Mind” (Billy Joel); “Empire State of Mind” (Jay-Z Ft. Alicia Keys) Patriots: “Dirty Water” (the Standells) Edge: Giants x 10,000 MOST LIKELY NEW YORK POST BACKPAGE HEADLINE IF TEAM WINS Giants: One Giant Step for Manning Kind Patriots: EEEK-Li! Edge: Even EMPLOYERS OF VICTOR CRUZ Giants: Yes Patriots: No Edge: Giants VERDICT: Sorry, Patriots. But no revenge will be had this year, not when Victor Cruz is lining up against a wide receiver playing in your defensive backfield and not when Billy Joel, Frank Sinatra and Jay-Z are all so clearly in New York’s corner. The G-Men take this one 5-3-2. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

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Tale of the Super Bowl Tape: New York Giants vs. New England Patriots






















