Here’s Amanda Seyfried trying to show off her potential, by potential I mean boobies, by flashing the paparazzi the other night in her blue dress. It’s not working. As uncomfortable as it is for me to admit this, I’ve seen my fair share of flashers over the years, apparently a lot of sex offenders lived in my neighborhood, but this is not how you go about it. First of all the trench coat should be an ugly shade of shit brown, you should be wearing nothing but a pair of black socks and some dress shoes and you’re supposed to at least give me a heads up by asking for the time. Amateur. Although, the fact that she doesn’t have a penis is a big plus.
