I’ve been waiting my whole life for this day to come, a day when Audrina Patridge goes to the nail salon to get her nails did and has a hell of a lot of trouble containing her big fake boobies. Look at those beautiful creatures making a break for it, they just want to be free, let them loose. They look kinda weird stuffed in there, they can’t be comfortable. I would be more than willing to give them a massage… With my face.
