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Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobies Doing Nothing

Hmmm. I think I’m running out of things to say about Audrina Patridge . I’m not kidding, here she is doing….. Nothing. Literally nothing, she’s walking down the street doing absolutely nothing. Granted she’s wearing a nice little top that’s kind of falling off, but aside from that nothing. And that’s what’s happening in my pants when I look at these pictures….. Nothing! Thanks a lot.

Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Need Work

Now that Audrina Patridge’s awful show has been cancelled, what’s going to happen to my favorite fake boobed nobody? She can’t act or sing so any sort of showbiz career is out, and there’s no way she’s going to take a regular job after she’s had a taste of celebrity. What can she do? Let’s see, she’s got nice fake boobs and a lazy eye so the only thing she can do is pose for Playboy . I guess that settles it. I should be a guidance counselor.

Audrina Patridge’s Breasts Are Popping Out

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this day to come, a day when Audrina Patridge goes to the nail salon to get her nails did and has a hell of a lot of trouble containing her big fake boobies. Look at those beautiful creatures making a break for it, they just want to be free, let them loose. They look kinda weird stuffed in there, they can’t be comfortable. I would be more than willing to give them a massage… With my face.

Audrina Patridge’s Boots Are Made For Walkin’

I have to say that I’m impressed with Audrina Patridge , at the Los Premios MTV 2009 at the Gibson Amphitheatre last night, she really tarted herself up for the event.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boots Are Made For Walkin’

Audrina Patridge Is A Dumb Blond

Here’s everyone’s favourite useless celebrity, Audrina Patridge showing of her new blond highlights. Doesn’t she know in order for her to be blond she has to act like one

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Audrina Patridge Is A Dumb Blond