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Now that Audrina Patridge’s awful show has been cancelled, what’s going to happen to my favorite fake boobed nobody? She can’t act or sing so any sort of showbiz career is out, and there’s no way she’s going to take a regular job after she’s had a taste of celebrity. What can she do? Let’s see, she’s got nice fake boobs and a lazy eye so the only thing she can do is pose for Playboy . I guess that settles it. I should be a guidance counselor.