What’s going on with all the chicks dating guys who look like absolute morons? Marisa Miller is a prime example of this terrible phenomenon . Now here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs out with her new boyfriend, we’ll call him insignificant other #1. Is douche the new handsome? Because I’ll put on thirty pounds and get a retarded haircut if that’s what it will take to get my hands on big fake boobs like Audrina’s. Someone needs to keep me up to date with this kind of thing.
