Normally, I like a Playboy model as much as the next degenerate on the Internet, but I have a hard time figuring out Hugh’s latest “wife” Crystal Hefner . See, according to Google, she’s 29, but according to my eyes, she’s a 55-year-old cougar. I mean, don’t me wrong, I’d still take her out motorboating, but I always thought cougars were supposed to be into younger men… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
