I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m sure it’s going to look better in a few hours, but I don’t think I can wait that long. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if she was all fake tanned and in a bikini, but a sweater’s just not doing it for me.
