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Kristin Cavallari’s Hotness Has A Few More Minutes

Here’s how you know a hottie’s 15 minutes are almost up: Kristin Cavallari looks thrilled to see the paparazzi following her to her car here. She’s not trying to hide behind a bag, or run away. I guess nobody’s paid attention to her like this in a while. I’ve always liked Kristin, so I want to help her out. If she wants to come over to my place later, I’ll take as many pictures of her as she wants. Preferably of the lingerie or bikini variety. Related Articles: Kristin Cavallari’s Tight Body Did Something Kristin Cavallari Does Her Best Kristin Cavallari Pictures Kristin Cavallari And Her Cute Sweater Puppies Photos: WENN.com

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Kristin Cavallari’s Hotness Has A Few More Minutes

Stephanie Seymour Back in Rack-Tion with Topless Photo Shoot [PICS]

It’s been a while since we thought about Guns N’ Roses video vixen and ’80s babe supreme Stephanie Seymour (don’t tell her, we wouldn’t want to hurt her feelings). But thanks to a new, nude V Magazine photo shoot where she shows off her perfectly-preserved sweater puppies, we have a feeling we’ll be thinking of her a lot more. In our bedrooms. With the door locked. Alone. See more sexy scuba-themed shots from Stephanie Seymour after the jump!

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Paris Hilton Is Perfectly Natural

I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m sure it’s going to look better in a few hours, but I don’t think I can wait that long. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if she was all fake tanned and in a bikini, but a sweater’s just not doing it for me.

Kristin Cavallari Gets All Dolled Up

It’s not all that often I get pictures of reality TV nobody Kristin Cavallari all dressed up, mostly because nobody invites her to any real parties, but here she is dressed to the nines for some reason. I’m guessing she’s just standing curbside so all her neighbors come out and look at her and imagine she’s going to some sort of lavish party or something. That’s what I did on prom night. I still think I convinced a couple of old birds from the senior center that I was going to get some action that night. Good times.

Tila Tequila’s Lame Foxy Boxing

It looks like Tila Tequila’s career has finally taken off, here she is at one of those lame Foxy Boxing events where two chicks in little outfits pretend to fight each other with oversized gloves in front of a crowd of sad dudes hammered on $14 beers. She’s hit the big time. If you’ve got five and a half minutes to spare you can watch the lame video below. They even added in punching sound effects to make it more authentic. So lame.

Kristin Cavallari’s Legs Are So Hot She Got Fined!

I’m not sure what Kristin Cavallari has been up to lately, probably spending all her crappy reality TV money on shoes, but the chick has got some really sexy legs on her so I don’t really care. Here they are getting a ticket for been too long and luscious. Obviously that’s not what’s happening, she’s getting a ticket because she’s a terrible driver, but those legs could be considered a dangerous weapon. I wouldn’t mind being choke out by them. Call me.

Kristin Cavallari Gets Back To Work

Now that she’s been voted off that Dancing With the Stars garbage, poor Kristin Cavallari has to get back to the very difficult work of getting her nails done, waxing her lady parts and heading out to some expensive restaurant like she deserves to be considered a celebrity. Poor thing is delusional, but she’s still kind of hot and I’m going to miss watching contraband youtube videos of her shaking her booty with whoever it was she was dancing with. What were we talking about? I’ve lost interest.

Kristin Cavallari Keeps Shaking It

I’ve only seen the one video of Kristin Cavallari on Dancing With The Stars , I actually liked the way she shook her booty all off tempo and sexy, but she seems to be having a pretty good time with it. Here she is outside some restaurant dancing it up in her sexy little skirt for what looks like a homeless guy with a karaoke machine. I don’t know if that counts as a job, but it’s a start. I wouldn’t mind hitting the dance floor with this hottie, after a suitable amount of drinks of course.

Kristin Cavallari Keeps Shaking It

I’ve only seen the one video of Kristin Cavallari on Dancing With The Stars , I actually liked the way she shook her booty all off tempo and sexy, but she seems to be having a pretty good time with it. Here she is outside some restaurant dancing it up in her sexy little skirt for what looks like a homeless guy with a karaoke machine. I don’t know if that counts as a job, but it’s a start. I wouldn’t mind hitting the dance floor with this hottie, after a suitable amount of drinks of course.

Kate Hudson’s Old School Upskirt Pictures

I don’t normally post pictures of Kate Hudson on the site anymore, she’s kind of disappeared over the last little while, but something in these shots caught my eye. See if you can figure out what it is, I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with ‘pagina’. I guess she’s decided to get my attention the old fashion way. I’m alright with that, but to be honest I would have prefer to see her back in that little red bikini she looks so good in. Panty shots are so played. Next time.