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Paris Hilton Is Perfectly Natural

I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m sure it’s going to look better in a few hours, but I don’t think I can wait that long. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if she was all fake tanned and in a bikini, but a sweater’s just not doing it for me.

Kristin Cavallari Gets All Dolled Up

It’s not all that often I get pictures of reality TV nobody Kristin Cavallari all dressed up, mostly because nobody invites her to any real parties, but here she is dressed to the nines for some reason. I’m guessing she’s just standing curbside so all her neighbors come out and look at her and imagine she’s going to some sort of lavish party or something. That’s what I did on prom night. I still think I convinced a couple of old birds from the senior center that I was going to get some action that night. Good times.