Rubber Teaser: Spend 37 Seconds with the World’s First Homicidal Tire

Summer movie season has got me down , son. Down , like Hollywood pushed me in a shallow grave onto which every studio in town quickly shoveled whatever hype they’d manufactured to date. Suffocating, I was reincarnated as a Johnny Cash song. Stifling! Until this morning, when the French stepped up their game with 37 seconds that took the summer back — at least until Iron Man 2 opens. But you know what? Even Tony Stark is probably no match for a psychopathic tire on a murder spree.

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Rubber Teaser: Spend 37 Seconds with the World’s First Homicidal Tire

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