I think it’s pretty clear that I don’t know who the hell this Tulisa Contostavlos bird is, I can barely spell her weird name, but I’m always up for meeting new hotties over the internet so here she is. I think she’s a British singer or something along those lines, not that it really matters to me, but she’s got some pretty hot legs on her. I wouldn’t mind helping her get a little more recognition if she wants to come in for a get together. She can sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
