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Tila Tequila Classes Up The Fake Breasts

Posted on April 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t seen Tila Tequila in a while, I just assumed she was at some rehab center getting her act together or working as a “hostess” at a strip club, but she’s actually looking really good. Here she is all cleaned up and looking hot at a party she was invited to for some reason. Hmmm, I think she might be a little TOO cleaned up for my taste. Big fake breasts shouldn’t be covered up in a sober businesswoman dress. Such a waste. Someone get her a drink.

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Tulisa Contostavlos’ Got Legs

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it’s pretty clear that I don’t know who the hell this Tulisa Contostavlos bird is, I can barely spell her weird name, but I’m always up for meeting new hotties over the internet so here she is. I think she’s a British singer or something along those lines, not that it really matters to me, but she’s got some pretty hot legs on her. I wouldn’t mind helping her get a little more recognition if she wants to come in for a get together. She can sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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Tila Tequila Classes Up The Chesticles

Posted on December 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We don’t see as much of Tila Tequila as we used to, I guess she’s finally sobered up, but that doesn’t mean that her nice fake breasts aren’t out there breaking hearts. Here she is all dolled up at some event looking pretty respectful actually. As respectful as you can with giant stripper breasts falling out of your dress. I like it. I have a friend getting married soon, I wonder if she’ll be my plus one.

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Tila Tequila Gets Sexy For Howard

Posted on July 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I almost forgot all about my favorite asian Tila Tequila , where the hell has she been hiding? Here she is looking pretty sexy outside the Sirius Radio studios before an appearance on Howard Stern. It’s nice to see that she hasn’t gotten all fat or pregnant or anything like that. Shouldn’t she be in porn by now? I bet Howard got her to talk about her vagina.

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Velvet Sky Gets Hot For Nerd

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t follow wrestling, mostly because I’m not a ten year old in the 1980′s, so I don’t know who the hell this Velvet Sky chick is, but she looks very strong in the pectoral area so I like her. Here she is at that Comic-Con thing doing pretty much everything possible to get the nerd vote. I bet R2D2 wishes he had a couple of hands to cop a feel with. Poor little guy. Anyhow, she seems pretty talented. Enjoy.

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Tila Tequila Cleans Up Pretty Nicely

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kind of impressed with these pictures of Tila Tequila , she looks pretty good, clean and sober and pretty damn sexy. I have no proof that she’s actually clean and sober, I’m just saying she looks good, she could be as high as a kite for all I know. Anyhow, here she is at some premiere last night in her little white dress. She looks good and all, but what I liked about this chick was that she would always wear trashy outfits with her fake boobs hanging out. I miss that girl.

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Tila Tequila Cleans Up Pretty Nicely

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kind of impressed with these pictures of Tila Tequila , she looks pretty good, clean and sober and pretty damn sexy. I have no proof that she’s actually clean and sober, I’m just saying she looks good, she could be as high as a kite for all I know. Anyhow, here she is at some premiere last night in her little white dress. She looks good and all, but what I liked about this chick was that she would always wear trashy outfits with her fake boobs hanging out. I miss that girl.

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Tila Tequila’s Got Good Looking Cleavage

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Tila Tequila’s Got Good Looking Cleavage

I haven’t had Tila Tequila’s fake boobies on the site in a long time, so I’m happy to see that she’s still not afraid to let them all hang out for the cameras every chance she gets. Not that it really takes her much convincing to show them off. It’s also nice to see her looking kinda good for a change, not so I’ll stab you in the face crazy-eyed… I wouldn’t send this one back to the agency.

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