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Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

One of the co-stars of Modern Family posted this picture of Sofia Vergara hiding her old face because she is 100 years old…while photobombing the picture with what made her matter in the world of entertainment…her ass…an ass that doesn’t necessarily look good in these leggings…but when you factor in that it’s 100 years old…whether in SPANX or not…it’s still an ass mooning a camera…and that’s gotta count for something…

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Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

One of the co-stars of Modern Family posted this picture of Sofia Vergara hiding her old face because she is 100 years old…while photobombing the picture with what made her matter in the world of entertainment…her ass…an ass that doesn’t necessarily look good in these leggings…but when you factor in that it’s 100 years old…whether in SPANX or not…it’s still an ass mooning a camera…and that’s gotta count for something…

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Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker…. Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up…. You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo… All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

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Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker…. Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up…. You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo… All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

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Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Pantsless Sobriety Test of the Day

Here’s a fun video of a possibly drunk girl getting hassled by some pervert cop who is trying to back her into a DUI because he’s got nothing better to do than harass young drunk girls with a disability….because he already hit the donut shop a few times that day and he figured it was a good time to do some “work” because this babe had no pants on…and a pants off party you can assert your authority over…makes your miserable life with a shitty wife…easier to tolerate…I mean that or maybe he’s actually just doin his job and this disabled girl is actually drunk…but seems like a waste of time for me…he should just traded off her freedom for a handy…I know I would have…

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