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Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

Here’s some Ryan Seacrest pussy from Playboy turned marketing herself as a host on NERD TV cuz NERDS are loyal and they stay fans until they die, or more likely, until they turn themselves into robots that last forever thanks to all the advancements in technology….Sarah Underwood and she’s wrestling in a vat of Oatmeal…reminding me of the love I had for girls wrestling in Mud, Jello, Pudding and pretty much anything and everything that involved being wet, half naked, usually drunk while I was drunk, until going to a bar and actually witnessing one – realizing the bitches who agree to this kind of thing in real life…are bitches you’d rather not see ….so here she is living up the fantasy she’s created around herself….for nerds to feel like they will one day marry her…it’s weird…but this clip isn’t…it’s hot and I saw that cuz I’ve seen her naked and now what her vagina looks like bald…Good times.

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Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Looking Like a Crackhead and I Like It of the Day

I have a soft spot in my empty soul for a few things in life, one of them being Lindsay Lohan since we are connected at the soul and have a one sided relationship, the other is addicts cuz I appreciate they passion and commitment, and the third being street hookers since I like cheap blowjobs…and these pics look like a great amalgamation of the three…. It has elements Lohan who was back when our one-sided love affair started, mixed nicely with addiction legs, addiction skin, addiction teeth, addiction hair, rocking the look of a street whore ready for action…only far more luxurious cuz this pussy has paparazzi following her around…. People are saying she’s on meth, I’m saying it is heroin, but i could just be pills or even crack…and it doesn’t matter, that crockpot, smorgasboard of amazing goes straight to her vagina, making it a colorful petridish of amazing…and I just wish she was one size smaller so that her lip stuck out the short leg….instead…I gotta look at the awkard fit and imagine….knowing one thing ….that she is perfection,

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Lindsay Lohan’s Looking Like a Crackhead and I Like It of the Day