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Halle Berry Bikini Pictures

How incredible are Halle Berry’s breasts? I mean come on!!!! I almost fell off my favorite blogging chair when I saw these shots. Amaze. I can’t believe this hottie is forty-five years old, I don’t know how she does it, she must take a daily vitamin or something. Centrum Hottie ? Whatever she’s doing, it’s really working. In case you were wondering, my favorite blogging chair is the toilet… I have belligerent bowels. more pictures of Halle Berry here

Mariah Carey Is So Fat She Can Barely Walk

Mariah Carey was on Leno last night and she almost fell flat on her fat ass. I guess she’s not used to supporting all that extra weight, especially the upper front load… so I can understand the equilibrium problem.

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Mariah Carey Is So Fat She Can Barely Walk