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Topless McDonald’s Superstar of the Day

I am very into the McDonald’s employee commentary of a topless bitch going nuts in her McDonald’s trashing the store topless…because I guess McDonalds genetically modified food makes girls go nuts…but that isn’t too crazy to takes a minute to make herself an ice cream cone. This is up on some weirdness, that I don’t know the back story of, but love the entire story of, because let’s face it, topless girls gone nuts…getting all destructive are exiting, it almost reminds me of my sex life, with less broken.

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Topless McDonald’s Superstar of the Day

Marlo Chalmers Calls Out Groupies of the Day

This is a pretty funny story that almost reminds me of how I deal with all my fans…except that I don’t have fans…and if I do they are likely too busy murdering small animals in the field outside their trailer park for both dinner and their taxidermy hobby…. But Miami Heat champion Marlo Chalmers got called out on twitter by some groupie hookers….and he responded to those groupies and it made me laugh…. Now I don’t cover sports, but I do like to laugh at fame whores, you know the gold diggers that want that life so bad…as much as I laugh at famous whores…and this made me laugh…if only all groupie trash was called out….it’d make the world a better place….

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Marlo Chalmers Calls Out Groupies of the Day