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Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day

Josie Canseco is great and these are her nipples. She’s the classy baseball daughter – naked after her dad, who’s mom is probably some low level MITT Slut…that’s what I’ve decided to call baseball wives…and maybe she worked as a cocktail waitress at some sports bar, or stripped at a strip club, or even an escort agency he rolled through on while on roid’s in need of letting off steam from his shrunken balls… I don’t know where her parents met, I am just using deductive logic as to who baseball players accidentally knock up and commit to and marry….because athlete wives are always pretty trashy…but they have access to so much money….to do all the things they’ve ever dreamed…. Well here’s their daughter, her hot body, doing what anyone with a trust fund would do…model to feel sexy, pretty, noticed…. The post Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli’s Perfect Workout Figure

Here’s hottie Bar Refaeli hitting the gym in her hot chick spandex outfit. I don’t know much about exercise, but I like her technique, it’s very erotic. But as much as I like watching a supermodel working out her long lean figure, it’s always pretty hot site, some things are best kept secret. I don’t need to know how she does it, I just want to see the end result… Preferably topless or in a bikini or making out with a Brazilian chick.

See The Chillingly Creepy New Muppets Poster

There are a few unassailable essential guidelines to film: the villain is always bad, the girl is always pretty, and you should never EVER see the Muppets’ feet when they walk. But in the new poster for Jason Segel’s The Muppets we’re treated to the unearthly spectacle of the Muppet gang perambulating on their own. Segel has sworn up and down his movie would have traditional, CGI -free puppetry, but this makes them look like they’re hanging out with the crappy CGI singer from Jabba’s palace . Click ahead to gawk at the horrific spectacle.

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Lil Kim Fat Tits in a Bikini, I Think, of the Day

I can’t really figure this shit out, Lil Kim looks fucking disgusting and I know I some of you used to masturbate to the lyrics of her songs and now you can masturbate to pictures of her fat tits spilling out of a bikini top while the rest of her is covered, because like all good black women, she’s taken up eating biscuits instead of sucking hip hop cock for record deals. I guess everyone loses their drive at some point, I’ve been lucky enough to have never had one making my slow decent into the pits of hell a pretty easy transition, since there was no fall from any top…

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