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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Booty Invades London

So Kim Kardashian ‘s apparently in London these days. I’m not exactly sure what for, but they can keep her if they want. No, really, we don’t mind. In fact, I’ve already found the perfect replacement . Maybe we can work out some kind of foreign exchange program? Whatever it takes. » view all 27 photos Related Articles: Kim Lee Fills Out A Tank Top Nicely Kim Lee Drops Some Nice Big Cleavage Kim Kardashian’s Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian Knows How To Get Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Booty Invades London

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Booty Invades London

So Kim Kardashian ‘s apparently in London these days. I’m not exactly sure what for, but they can keep her if they want. No, really, we don’t mind. In fact, I’ve already found the perfect replacement . Maybe we can work out some kind of foreign exchange program? Whatever it takes. » view all 27 photos Related Articles: Kim Lee Fills Out A Tank Top Nicely Kim Lee Drops Some Nice Big Cleavage Kim Kardashian’s Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian Knows How To Get Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Kristen Stewart’s Sexy Smokey Eyes

It must almost be time for another Twilight movie, because Kristen Stewart is starting to step it up a notch: no more hoodies, she’s wearing makeup. And it looks like she means business. Still, would it kill her to smile just once in a while? I know that being emo and misunderstood is kind of her thing, but you’re more likely to see Halley’s Comet in your lifetime  than a picture of Kristen actually smiling. Related Articles: Kristen Stewart Does Toronto Kristen Stewart’s Golfing Short Shorts Kristen Stewart Fills Out A T-Shirt Nicely Kristen Stewart Flashes Her Angry Face Photos: Fameflynet

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Kristen Stewart’s Sexy Smokey Eyes

It must almost be time for another Twilight movie, because Kristen Stewart is starting to step it up a notch: no more hoodies, she’s wearing makeup. And it looks like she means business. Still, would it kill her to smile just once in a while? I know that being emo and misunderstood is kind of her thing, but you’re more likely to see Halley’s Comet in your lifetime  than a picture of Kristen actually smiling. Related Articles: Kristen Stewart Does Toronto Kristen Stewart’s Golfing Short Shorts Kristen Stewart Fills Out A T-Shirt Nicely Kristen Stewart Flashes Her Angry Face Photos: Fameflynet

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See The Chillingly Creepy New Muppets Poster

There are a few unassailable essential guidelines to film: the villain is always bad, the girl is always pretty, and you should never EVER see the Muppets’ feet when they walk. But in the new poster for Jason Segel’s The Muppets we’re treated to the unearthly spectacle of the Muppet gang perambulating on their own. Segel has sworn up and down his movie would have traditional, CGI -free puppetry, but this makes them look like they’re hanging out with the crappy CGI singer from Jabba’s palace . Click ahead to gawk at the horrific spectacle.

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CANNES REVIEW: The Dardenne Brothers Break From Formula with Le Gamin au Vélo

If you’ve seen even a modest number of European art-house films in your lifetime, you’re familiar with the following formula: Act I, child with problems (emotional problems, family problems, what have you) is introduced. Act II, said confused, troubled child gets into big trouble by seeking out the wrong kind of father figure, committing a misdeed in a fit of frustration, or simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time; luckily, a kind someone comes to the rescue, offering the troubled child some respite and a dim ray of hope. Will it last forever? Do you even need to ask?

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CANNES REVIEW: The Dardenne Brothers Break From Formula with Le Gamin au Vélo

Miranda Kerr’s Long Model Legs in France of the Day

Here is some quality pussy. You know the kind of woman who looks like she enjoys horseback riding on her country estate, like her life is a Ralph Lauren ad, when she’s not too busy delicately doing everything she does like the classy fuckin’ lady she is. She seems like she smells like luxury, the kind of girl you’d eat on on her period cuz her period is more pure than the trash vagina you’ve got with, and unfortunately for you, her blueblooded kind doesn’t go for trailer park cock like you, in fact it is safe to say you will never meet her in your lifetime, but you sure as hell can jerk off to her, and most of the time, that’s more fun than knowing her

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