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Taylor Momsen in Her Fetish Gear of the Day

Everyone focused so much attention on Miley Cyrus and her virginity or slutty behavior when she was supposed to be this wholesome rolemodel to young girls everywhere. Meanwhile, the producers of Gossip Girl have created their own teenage whore and they don’t even try to hide the shit. From fetish leather skirts for old men to fantasize about cumming all over them, to her porn hair for old men to fantasizing cumming all over it, to the thick make-up and old men fantasize about contributing to by cumming all over it, and the whole thing is just far too crazy for me to grasp how they get away with the shit, it’s like sex offending or kiddie porn, since you can’t fuck girls under 18 in the USA but you can in Canada so I don’t get cockteased by her like the producers want me to, there are hotter 16 year olds in the local Starbucks I can legally fuck and masturbate to, so I really don’t find her hot, but someone does and they are over-sexualizing her and I find the whole thing kinda funny…but not all that funny… Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr’s Long Model Legs in France of the Day

Here is some quality pussy. You know the kind of woman who looks like she enjoys horseback riding on her country estate, like her life is a Ralph Lauren ad, when she’s not too busy delicately doing everything she does like the classy fuckin’ lady she is. She seems like she smells like luxury, the kind of girl you’d eat on on her period cuz her period is more pure than the trash vagina you’ve got with, and unfortunately for you, her blueblooded kind doesn’t go for trailer park cock like you, in fact it is safe to say you will never meet her in your lifetime, but you sure as hell can jerk off to her, and most of the time, that’s more fun than knowing her

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Jessica Alba’s Got a Pug My Pug Wants to Fuck of the Day

As a pug owner, who is more like a pug’s personal assistant, because the fucker controls my fucking life ever since my wife brought him home from the shelter.

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

I don’t wish death upon people, especially not unborn babies, because that is cruel and I am a real nice guy, but wouldn’t it be bittersweet if when Gayheart’s kid that is brewing inside her turns 9, it gets run the fuck over by some idiot celebrity talking on his cellular in his SUV, who will later get acquitted because it will be proven with the help of his expensive lawyer that her kid was jay walking and breaking the law, even though every other car stopped to let it get across the street, while the idiot celebrity’s impatient ass decided to drive around the other cars who were letting the kid cross cuz the idiot was in such a rush and couldn’t be bothered waiting so instead accidentally runs it the fuck down, killing it. Leaving Gayheart and her family left with heavy hearts and sadness, but at least she’ll always have a stupid name, no celebrity driving with a cellphone can take that from her… Pics via Fame

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