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Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl in the amusement park or someshit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.

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This Man Is Inappropriately Excited to Meet Sarah Palin [Videuoh]

Sarah Palin was doing a meet-and-greet at the American Amusement Machine Association ‘s International Bowl Expo 2010 last week and, well, it appears one guy she met was a fan of more than just her fiscal policies. More

Michelle McGee: Nude, Riding a Bombshell

Michelle McGee never ceases to amaze. We’ll never doubt her again. Just when you think she can’t possibly keep entertaining us, she comes out with a BS apology to Sandra Bullock or an interview in which she plays the victim . Or photos where she’s nude and riding an old-school bombshell. Yes, really. Jesse James’ mistress wearing nothing but ammo and living up to her nickname. Again, how long can this trashy chick keep one-upping herself for our amusement? At least this doesn’t qualify as a Nazi photo, but it’s almost as revolting. Here’s Michelle “Bombshell” McGee in all her absurd, naked glory …

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Eliza Dushku’s Enjoyable Cleavage

As far as celebrities go, Eliza Dushku is right up there with the likes of Tori Spelling and that guy who does the Sham Wow commercial who beats on hookers. That being said, she’s got a nice set of funbags so I keep her around for my amusement. Here she is at some event somewhere giving us a taste of her squeezably soft talents. I have to say that I thoroughly enjoy cleavage, it’s one of the few joys I have in life. That sounded a lot more depressing than I wanted it to, I just like boobs. Enjoy.

Zombie Boot Camp

Workers at a Japanese amusement park had to undergo zombie training because of claims that they weren't frightening people enough. Zombies eating watermelons…I'm literally trembling with fear

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