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Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli… How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.

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Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl in the amusement park or someshit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.

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Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl in the amusement park or someshit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.

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Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day