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I don’t know what the hell is going on with Jessica Simpson and her alleged on-again off-again pregnancy. She’s clearly more than just a fat ass, there’s a human in there and holding out for $500K to announce it isn’t going to change that. I understand the old wives tale about not telling anyone until after three months because their can be complications, but this is the belly of a woman who’s way further along than that. She’s huge! She must love that she doesn’t have to stuff that thing into four pairs of industrial strength Spanx anymore. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here