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Lindsay Lohan: Back For Morgue, On Time!

Lindsay Lohan hit up the morgue this morning for community service, and showed up a full 20 minutes early to boot! Just when you thought you’d seen it all! The troubled star must find the time in between clubbing and posing nude for Playboy to put in 16 hours at the L.A. County Coroner’s Office by November 2. While washing soiled morgue linens and scrubbing toilets isn’t exactly fun, she can at least go home to her apartment afterward. In jail? Not so much. In typical Lohan, she stirred up controversy last week when she showed up late for her first day on the job and was told to beat it by coroner’s officials. Then the next day, she showed up on time … and tried to have cupcakes delivered for the staff (plus In-N-Out burgers, which are the best). Big no-no. She later apologized, saying she was simply trying to apologize for being late the day before, but officials were none too pleased by the charade. Next week, at her progress hearing, Judge Stephanie Sautner will decide whether to yank Lohan’s probation and throw her in jail for a long time. Should she?

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Lindsay Lohan: Back For Morgue, On Time!

Patrice O’Neal, Beloved Comedian, Suffers Serious Stroke

Patrice O’Neal, a famous comedian who recently performed on Comedy Central’s Charlie Sheen Roast , has suffered a massive stroke. The announcement was made this morning by fellow comic Jim Norton on the Opie and Anthony Show. “We don’t know how he is. We don’t know how he’s going to be,” said Norton. “I didn’t want to do this by myself. I wish we had more news for you.” A statement was also posted on the show’s Facebook page. It encourages fans to send in well wishes and reads: “Our close friend Patrice O’Neal suffered a stroke last week. Please respect his family and their request for privacy. An email has been set up for fans to send him well wishes and his family will make sure he gets them. You can write to LoveForPatrice@gmail.com. When we have an update on his condition, we will let you all know.” [Photo: WENN.com]

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The Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian Kover Khronicles: Is the Kouple Kaput?

Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at a krossroads? Or is this kouple helping to plant stories in the media in order to hype season two of their upcoming reality show ? We’ll let readers kome to their own konklusions, but two new tabloid kovers are emphasizing the ongoing rumor that this marriage is koming to an end. First, Us Weekly quotes an anonymous, hilarious source who says the newlyweds “are not getting along at all. Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it’s causing major problems.” The main problem actually centers around the NBA lockout: with no games to play, and no income at the moment, Humphries is allegedly a drag to his new wife, according to a friend who cites an October 21 argument between the pair: “She told him he need s to do something productive… He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” OK! Weekly , meanwhile, reports that Kris is very different than the rest of the family. He just isn’t very nice, and Kim thinks she may have jumped into marriage too soon. “Kris has a mean streak,” a confidante claims. “He can be cruel, a jerk; he doesn’t get that what he does has consequences and that people can have their feelings hurt. He says whatever comes to his mind.” DO YOU THINK THIS COUPLE IS HEADED FOR SPLIT?

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