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‘Does Superman Get His Ass Kicked?’: The Story of Phoenix Jones Reaches Logical Next Step

Remember when we told you about Phoenix Jones , the Seattle citizen superhero who, like a real-life Kick-Ass, dressed up in a costume to fight crime and protect the residents of his fare city? Well, like Kick-Ass, he recently got the crap beat out of him. “Does Superman get his ass kicked?” one detective rhetorically asked a reporter for SeattlePI.com . “These people should not be called superheroes.”

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‘Does Superman Get His Ass Kicked?’: The Story of Phoenix Jones Reaches Logical Next Step

TMZ’s St. Patty’s Contest — CHEERS!

Filed under: Photo Galleries The photos flowed in like the green Chicago River for our St. Patty’s Picture Contest — please enjoy in moderation!Be sure to check back on Monday to vote for which St Patty’s picture should score the $250 prize and some great gifts from TMZ! … Permalink

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TMZ’s St. Patty’s Contest — CHEERS!

Kid: Getting Sued Is Like ‘Waiting for Deli Meat’

Kid Rock emerged from an L.A. courthouse yesterday in the mood to crack jokes about the case — and even compared being sued to “waiting for deli meant … it’s like take a number.”Rock is being sued by a guy who claims he got his ass kicked by the … Permalink

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