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Kim Kardshian’s Wax Figure Should be a Sex Doll of the Day

This is so fucking obnoxious and way too skinny to be representative of Kim Kardashian, who clearly worked out a deal with the Wax Figure museum to generate some buzz about her wedding, by dressing this thing up in a wedding dress…. Not only is the size inadequate….but she’s also not on all fours, pigging out, being lazy and pretending to be working out, all while buying her own fame all while sucking black dick…. Cuz most pornstars…and SHE IS A PORNSTAR IN VIDEO don’t get wax figures, they get sex dolls or vagina molds made….So backwards and confusing….but you’d probably fuck this anyway, cuz lets face it, it is easier than fucking a real person. If this is her fiance…all dressed up in a Tux for the media attention like Kim Kardashian’s shameless personal assistant whore….who is getting paid to play along with this whole lie….then the joke just got better…what an idiot…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving that if you are dumpy but not totally obese, the right straps, harnesses and bandages, spanx and tightness in a dress can squeeze you out to look big round assed and fat tittied….with a flat stomach….a trick Kim Kardashian’s been doing for years….making me think she’s going to start dating black dudes…and if we’re lucky she’ll also do a sex tape…cuz I’m the kind of guy who is into sex tapes, at any point in a celebrities career…whether at the peak or the tail end when it’s almost too late for them…as watching people fuck is always fucking lovely….and so are these pics of Jennifer Love strapped down proper….

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Reese Witherspoon Beach pictures of the Day

I don’t have the right to post the Reese Witherspoon picture, but I figure I did a good job with the dramatization / artist rendition I decided to run with, because no matter how much she runs, she’s always got the body of a mom of 4 who likes cookies way too much…but for some reason, I assume based on horniness and the viagra…I took this morning that forced me to walk around hard and sore testicled all day….That must beit…cuz there’s no way I’d ever jerk off to this pig…except maybe today….fuck you pervert inside me who makes me want to fuck everything that moves…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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