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Thugged-Out Sky Ferreira Breaks Out Of Jail In ‘I Blame Myself’ Video

Plus: She told us the song was inspired by a vow of since. By Brenna Ehrlich, with reporting by Cory Midgarden

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Thugged-Out Sky Ferreira Breaks Out Of Jail In ‘I Blame Myself’ Video

‘Game Of Thrones’ Spoilers Be Damned, Joffrey Has The Best Photobomb Ever

If you don’t know what happened by now, we’re not totally sure what to do with you, and neither does Jack Gleeson. By Kase Wickman

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Spoilers Be Damned, Joffrey Has The Best Photobomb Ever

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving that if you are dumpy but not totally obese, the right straps, harnesses and bandages, spanx and tightness in a dress can squeeze you out to look big round assed and fat tittied….with a flat stomach….a trick Kim Kardashian’s been doing for years….making me think she’s going to start dating black dudes…and if we’re lucky she’ll also do a sex tape…cuz I’m the kind of guy who is into sex tapes, at any point in a celebrities career…whether at the peak or the tail end when it’s almost too late for them…as watching people fuck is always fucking lovely….and so are these pics of Jennifer Love strapped down proper….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off her Fat Ass of the Day

Some Britney Spears Mom Booty of the Day

The good thing about SPANX and a team of stylists trying to make you come across put together, normal and not totally distrubed, broken, damaged, unstable, fucked up, psychotic, bi-polar, hired by the same people who exploited you when you were a kid, milked you for as much as they could, made you dance like a little monkey cuz they made you and figured they can use you however they seem fitting, without thinking about the future or the consequences, is that your big dirty mom ass can look like it is worth digging into and eating like it was a spit-pig back home in the trailer park backyard on trailer park day….

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Some Britney Spears Mom Booty of the Day

Boxer Training in The Ocean

All I know is that someone submitted this to The Ellen Show and they passed it around the office a lot. [ Ed Note : This isn't just a lesson for a boxer dog; this is a lesson for all of us. Still not totally clear on what we've all learned, but it's definitely something incredibly profound.] Watch

Chris Brown Has a New Movie. Any Takers?

Thankfully, there’s more to recommend the film than that. Besides Brown, Takers features a dazzling array of hard-working, if not totally A-list, actors we like: Matt Dillon, Paul..

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