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Irina Shayk for DT Spain of the Day

Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it…. I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world.. So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…

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Irina Shayk for DT Spain of the Day

Facebook CEO Makes Executive Slam Smirnoff [Cubicle Culture]

Well, the rumors were true: Mark Zuckerberg is now the latest bro to “ice” another bro. As the attached video proves, the Facebook CEO is the latest participant in the fratty drinking prank known as “icing.” More

Penelope Cruz Big Nosed Cleavage of the Day

I used to fight with this chick I was fucking about whether she was good looking or not, because she definitely wasn’t but she thought she was because a whole lot of dudes would tell her she was, when they were drunk. I used to say that nothing on her was attractive, she had a wonky face, a shitty body, uneven tits, a meaty pussy and a flat ass, short legs, long torso, rash on her inner thigh, port wine stain down her back, a cancerous lookin’ lesion, acne scars, greasy hair even after she showered, two different colored eyes, and was missing a tooth, but she wasn’t fat and sometimes I guess that’s good enough, I mean it was good enough for me and all those drunk dudes who would try to get her home with them….

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Penelope Cruz Big Nosed Cleavage of the Day

Britney Spears looks great as she poses for new Candie’s adverts

Uploaded on Jul 7 2009 Here is Britney Spears looking in great shape for her latest Candie’s adverts. Spears shows her hectic touring schedule has kept her trim as she poses for the ‘tweens and teen clothing line. Spears took over as the face of Candies earlier this year from ‘Heroes’ hottie Hayden Panettiere.

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Britney Spears looks great as she poses for new Candie’s adverts