If you win an Oscar….and not even for your most compelling role as an android woman….but rather for whatever Alicia Vikander won her Oscar for…her agents will pawn you off to luxury fashion brands that pay millions of dollars in endorsement deals…because they think that her winning an Oscar is enough for her to matter or to be glamourous and amazing…yet in reality…Alicia Vikander’s name is never brought up ever…she’s not memorable…but will be milked like a cow, exploited and made very rich in the process thanks to that Oscar win…and I guess this is just part of the equation…and it’s too bad..they couldn’t at least make the shit hot…interesting…engaging…compelling…anything but a hollywood bitch being paid to hold a fucking purse…in a world where people are starving to death….good stuff…assholes.. What a fucking artist…sell out garbage…horrible human being….cashing in trash… There’s a video… The post Alicia Vikander Oscar Winner to Purse Vendor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
LOL! Bella Thorne’s instagram is more intense, interesting, intriguing, slutty, perverted, something you can jerk off to than this shoot Bella Thorne did for Playboy… Playboy magazine has become Seventeen Magazine…or Cosmo…and will soon come with artiles on how to manage your period. Maybe Playboy is just being ironic, you know because girls are getting naked all the fucking time on social media, the only logical thing to get something shocking or different out of them – is to put them in fucking clothes…. It’s such a lame hustle they’ve done, instead of owning the nude magazine prestige – something that made money for years…this going SAFE FOR WORK…when the only thing people wanted from playboy was the nudity…NOT THE FUCKING ARTICLES – THAT WAS JUST A JOKE – BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAR THEY WANTED THE PICTURES – NOT THE ARTICLES – THAT IS WHAT THE PUNCHLINE AND THE LOLZ was… I mean…getting the hottest girl in the entertainment industry…the girl dudes are jerking off to without knowing who she is….and posing her like this…what the fuck… Garbage…I guess the brand is dead with Hefner…. Big girl Sports Illustrated model Ashely Smith…straight from Hipster Texas…who I only know from all her early nude work with her mosnter tits…is the Cover Girl….shot by some fake hipster overrated photographer trash named Zooey Grossman..because Playboy even with big tits…sucks…on their attempt at high concept with no nudity… Here are those pics – that are so tired and Played out…it’s like Playboy is real late to the game – Ashley Smith is like 40 and Zooey Grossman has taken this same picture for the last 10 years….get NEW fucking BLOOD world…fucking garbage…big tits…censored sheer panties…totally missing the mark on sex appeal…because PLAYBOY is Seventeen Magazine…perfect for your teen daughter….or 45 year old wife who has no fucking clue as to what’s going on in the world…GARBAGE And a video: The post Bella Thorne for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
