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Heidi Klum for Interview Germany of the Day

Old timer Heidi Klum is in Interview Germany where I doubt they ask her about her German Scat fetishes and BDSM basement where Seal violated her enough times to get her pregnant enough times….you know shredding her big german frame…in the most pragmatic of ways…cuz that’s how German Engineering works….but unfortunately, like an old Volkswagen, she’s still got her charm but bitch barely looks like she’ll make it up that hill….without a wheel falling off or some shit…. You get what I’m saying….but here are the pics anyway.

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Heidi Klum for Interview Germany of the Day

REVIEW: Coke Adds Life — Just Not to Take Me Home Tonight

It’s bad enough that Michael Dowse’s retro-comedy Take Me Home Tonight isn’t nearly as much fun as the ’80s actually were. Even worse, it’s less fun than most ’80s comedies were — and that’s bad. Topher Grace plays Matt, a recent MIT grad circa 1988, whose life is stuck on “pause”: He’s working a dead-end job at Suncoast Video, and he still has the hots for Tori (Teresa Palmer), the golden goddess who wouldn’t look twice at him in high school and who barely looks once now. She comes into the store one day; he not-so-subtly puts the moves on her, telling her he works for Goldman Sachs (in the old days, this was supposed to drive girls wild). They agree to meet later at a huge Labor Day bash, where Matt will be able to perpetuate his silly lie and, with luck, win the girl.

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REVIEW: Coke Adds Life — Just Not to Take Me Home Tonight